College Football Madness: As the Realignment Turns

Is there anything more painful than the constant reminders of universities searching for the better deal?  It has become so ludicrous that not even sappy daytime television could write a storyline this juicy.  

So far Oklahoma is cheating on the Big 12 with the Pac-12 but only if it can bring little sister Oklahoma St. with them.  Meanwhile Texas is playing the field with all, except their precious Longhorn Network must still exist.  Texas A&M, by the way, is filing for divorce and taking their 12th man to the SEC.

The Pac-12 has since decided that cheating is immoral and all the girls from the Big 12 are sent away at least until the next all night drinking binge (ughuhh, next season).  Meanwhile the Big 12, under pressure from Oklahoma, has decided that resident (now former) commish Dan Beebe is not the man he once was, and has forced him to resign.

The College Football's world of adultery doesn't stop there though, as the Big East has now officially lost Syracuse and Pitt.  In a state of fear WVU has started dating every guy on the block.  The SEC said no (for now), and now she's eyeing the Big 12.  

With both leagues crying in their beers from the thoughts of their girlfriends cheating on them, the Big 12 and Big East thought about teaming up, but decided if you can't beat em, join em.

Now TCU, who is joining the Big East next season, is rumored to be being courted by the Big 12, and who really knows what the Big East is up to.

Somewhere someone is screaming "Notre Dame is the father of my baby" and will officially force them to join a conference.  The SEC will eventually take on a 14th team. The Big 12 will eventually take on every team left in Texas.  The Longhorn Network will still exist.  Oklahoma will still own Texas, and above all else: The SEC will still win another BCS National Championship.

Tune in next week on: As The Realignment Turns.