Football's Back: 8 Reasons Why All Men Need a Man Cave

College Football has begun and the NFL season is on the horizon.

It's the season of football and that means it's time to sit in front of that television all weekend.

Your other half, flatmates or the parents just don't understand your love for the game. I mean we've all cringed when we hear the line, "It's just a sport."

No, sitting in the lounge just won't do. Distractions are inevitable, the volume has to be down and your bound to get in trouble for dropping those chip crumbs.

It's time to pick up that bowl my friend, and head down to the Man Cave!   

Your Rules

The Man Cave Rule Book is pretty straightforward. It's so thin, it's pretty much a pamphlet. 

- If food is uneaten, it's clearly left for later and shouldn't be trashed.

- If you can't smell a stench from the room, it's alright.

- Got dirty dishes, just stack them with the rest.

- It's okay for the belt to come off, in fact it's encouraged

- Belching and farts will not be frowned upon, but judged and scaled by all in the room.

- For their safety, no kids or women unless invited. Don't forget what this room is called.

- If you really feel the need, you can kick over the snack table to let off steam. It's your room and your stuff.


A man will often get away to his man cave for some quiet time, but rules like this let him really relax. 

A Place to Let Feelings Be Heard

Watching sports is never a quiet experience. 

Although we're not at the game, we like to make our feelings known.

We abuse the referee, yell tactics at the coach and cheer great plays all while sitting on the couch.

Sometimes it's not pretty.

Imagine the foul language in these lounge scenarios. The Quarterback will throw an interception, our pitcher will blow a save or the referee will call that last second foul. Knowing our luck, its just as children run past or the in-laws stop over.

Don't blame Tom Brady for your wife's cold stare, you're the fool for not having the man cave.

A Shrine for Merchandise

Half the fun of making a Man Cave is decorating the interior. There is no compromising done here, YOU decide. 

It starts with the paint, preferably in your team's colors. You support the Eagles? Lap on that green paint. If you have the knack, even try to get the logo painted on. Nobody expects Leonardo da Vinci like work.

Nothing looks better than a themed room of colours


Next comes the collection of sporting memorabilia. Spaced out across the walls show off your greatest sports assets. Signed shirts, that ball you snagged at a game or flags and banners. Pretty much the stuff that doesn't have a place among the 'art' in the lounge.


Not only should it feature professional sports, but don't forget a shelve for your personal collection. Remember that medal you earned for placing 3rd in the under 10s relay race? It hangs there proudly.

The Mini Fridge and Mates

It's always better watching sport with others. Whether it be mates who share the same passion or just someone to enjoy a cold beer with.

The Man Cave is a perfect hangout zone where fellow males can group together. 

A mess will be made, but it's okay if Mike knocks his beer over or Steve drops the chip bowl, remember the rules. Cleanliness here won't get you in trouble.

If there's no sports on, switch on the gaming console. Unless a result doesn't go your way, the Man Cave will always be that chilled out, good time place. 



 

The Comfort

This is the place where you put that old Lazy Boy. You know the one I mean. The chair that is worn, ripped and missing springs. You've been told to throw it out but over the years it has molded your butt imprint and is so heavenly to sit on. 

If it has a foot rest, no matter its condition, it's a perfect chair for the Man Cave.

Peace, quiet and comfort.

Men don't like to talk emotions, but this is a place to get away from it all and be alone with your thoughts. Even though we won't all admit that one.  

The Set Up

We've all had that moment when you're sitting down watching the game and then your stomach rumbles.

It's so far to the kitchen. Do you sacrifice food or force yourself to get up? These questions can be squashed in your man cave.

Moving things around, the mini fridge should be in arm's reach of the couch. Some call it lazy, but I prefer to listen to those who call it efficiency.

All chairs will be angled towards the television, unlike the lounge set up where chairs face each other in a community fashion. I mean, you don't want to risk Joe's health if he has to strain his neck to see the game do you.

Gadgets and the Chance to Show off

If you have the funds, splashing out to add that extra touch will give your Man Cave the edge and keep the boys coming back.

Vending or Old School Gaming Machines will be the envy of your mates. You could watch the halftime highlights or break that record on Pac-Man. Multiple ways to entertain please everyone, and if you have the room, nothing says fancy like a pool table with a custom velvet of the team's logo.

If you feel like a bit of DIY, you could upgrade the mini fridge into a bar with kegs. Imagine the look on Bruce's face when instead of handing him a bottle, you pour him a nice cold one right from the tap. 

You may have missed out on tickets, but surround sound speakers in every corner will make it feel as if you're still there at the game.  

No Distractions

Odds are, just as kickoff happens the vacuum cleaner will switch on or someone will walk into the lounge talking away on the phone. 

Women question why we need a Man Cave and it's avoiding situations like that which is a starting point. Let's be honest, things won't end well if we just turn the television volume right up.

Games go into overtime, and that's when they are at the best. It's a nervous time and sometimes games go for longer than expected. The last thing you need is somebody reminding you "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" starts in two minutes.

To keep the peace, and to not give up relationships or watching sport, it seems like a Man Cave is a must. With more and more televised sporting events, you'll be a sucker not to have one.