Ex-Lax or S-Jax

Forgive the rantings of a frustrated Steven Jackson owner, but after an all-world performance against the Cowboys in week 7, he has followed that up with:

Week 8 - DNP.

Week 9 - Touted as healthy on his own website, then drops 17 yds for 1 pt (my team loses a close one with winning points on the bench naturally).

Week 10 - Informed today of another upcoming DNP.

With the trade deadline passed, and stuck with him for the duration, it begs the question:

EX-LAX OR S-JAX

Let's compare the two and then decide.

S-JAX - Pro Bowl runningback for the St. Louis Rams with a slight propensity for injury.

EX-LAX - Trusted Treatment for Constipation for 100 Years

Advantage: => EX-LAX

S-JAX - good for at least 100 combined yards from scrimmage a game.

EX-LAX - good for the 10 yards of your digestive tract.

Advantage: => S-JAX

S-JAX - can be clogged up at the line of scrimmage.

EX-LAX - .... do I even need to say it??!!

Advantage: => EX-LAX

S-JAX - scored a TD in 2007 versus the Cleveland Brownies

EX-LAX - almost lethal when mixed with brownies

Advantage: => S-JAX

S-JAX - team struggling.

EX-LAX - parent company stock down.

Advantage: => PUSH

S-JAX - cornrows in hair

EX-LAX - .... hairy ..... corn ..... nothing good can come from this .... move along .... move along .... these aren't the droids you're looking for ......

Advantage: => S-JAX

S-JAX - in the end, makes you feel frustrated

EX-LAX - in the end, in so many ways, you feel relieved

Advantage: => EX-LAX

Final tally: S-JAX 3, EX-LAX 3, 1 PUSH

By narrowly avoiding defeat at the hands of a laxative, our hero stays on fantasy football rosters for yet another week in the hopes that come playoff time, he'll finally have his s%@!, ... err... c#$@, ... err... , stuff together.