Kenny Florian and 10 MMA Fighters Who Look Like They Could Be Bankers

Is it just me, or as talented as Kenny Florian is, does he not look like a fighter to you sometimes?

The dude is a lanky 35-year-old with big ears. 

Something about him makes me think that he might be better suited running our national and global economies into the ground as a career financial "expert."

Here are K Flo and nine other fighters who look like they could be bankers.

10. Roxanne Modafferi

Come on, doesn't she look more like a bank teller or that girl from HR than a professional ass kicker?

9. Tim Kennedy

Pasty skin and pinstripes? Big ears and parted hair?

Banker.

8. Michael Bisping

"Your honor, I can say with relative certainty that I did not purposely run the economy into the ground by exploiting the lower and middle classes for personal gain."—The Count

7. Rashad Evans

Rashad looks like he grooms himself four times a day.

For some reason I feel like bank executives are the same way.

6. Lyoto Machida

Is Lyoto Machida a cage fighter or a big international investment banker?

Same thing, basically.

5. Kenny Florian

So maybe you just look like a sports analyst. Nope, still too smart-looking.

4. Stephan Bonnar

I love Stephan Bonnar, but he looks like he has a plastic smile and chloroform hair.

Perhaps he works in mergers and acquisitions.

American Pyscho is a good movie though.

3. Marloes Coenen

"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods."

Yeah, actually, don't do that.

2. Chael Sonnen

"Banker"... "Politician"...

Whatever—I know you agree.

1. Shinya Aoki

The economy is just another thing for Shinya Aoki to choke into submission.