Missouri-Nebraska Football: Good, Bad and Sleezy

So here we are, the game I have been looking forward to for over a year. A chance to beat Nebraska in Lincoln—this has been a long time coming.

I can say that, since I was born in 1979, I have not seen a Missouri Tigers win in Nebraska in my lifetime. Like a whipping boy who has finally been set free, the chickens are coming back to roost.

Mizzou will beat the ever-living shit out of the Huskers. Heath Ledger has a better chance of winning an Oscar next year than Nebraska has of winning (too soon?). Welcome to the Good, Bad and Sleezy.

Good

Prime Time! Mizzou will be on national TV for all to see. ESPN doesn't seem to give as much love to Mizzou as, say...Tim Tebow's Thursday night plans. But when everyone sees the ass-beating that would make Ike Turner turn his head, we will be the real deal this year. Sure, Nebraska is unranked, but anytime you play a hated rival, it’s a good thing.

Bad

It is in Nebraska and our team hasn't won there in 30 years. We are also only favored by 10 points on most polls, which is a bit nerving. Nebraska only scored six points (that should pump you up) on Mizzou last year, and there is much room for improvement—they can only go up. Their crowd will be pumped.

Sleezy

One good thing about Nebraska is that there are plenty of hot chicks around. I am not sure why, maybe it is all the clean air, good food, or great doctors, but they are hot. They love their Huskers. No chick from Nebraska is hotter than Lindsay Wagner. She is one of my favorite Playmates and takes great pictures. Enjoy...