Hit it and Quit it Tuesdays

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DEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!

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Here’s a tip Saints fans: if you’re gonna stick around to boo the team when they lose you could at least stick around to cheer them on till the end when they’re kicking ass! I couldn’t believe how empty the seats were in the dome in the 4th quarter. I mean seriously, Bourbon St. ain’t going nowhere. Stay there and support your team. You know you’re too drunk to drive home anyways.

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Drew Breezy…you make it look so easy! It’s no wonder you fly under the radar as one of the best, if not the best quarterback in the league. Two Bloody Marys into the game and you’d already racked up more than 200 yards of offense. Maybe I’ll shoot for 3 Bloody Marys in the first half next Monday night, you know…just to see if we’re on the same page.

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Our special teams coverage made me cringe on more than one occasion. Tighten up fellas.

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Bravo Sean Payton!! I love that we’re back to airing it out and getting tricky and pounding the ball with Deuce. You make me feel silly for every doubting you.

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Numerous false start penalties in a loud stadium like Seattle’s Qwest Field is one thing. Numerous false start penalties at home in the dome….well that’s just annoying.

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Good game all around defense….especially you Tracy Porter, and you Roman Harper, and you too Charles Grant, and Mike McKenzie and…well, like I said, good game all around.

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Lock up your cheerleaders state of Missouri…Jim Halsett is a head coach again! I guess I underestimated just how bad things were in St. Louis. Although, there is the distinct chance he could lead them to a winning season, only to stink up the place in subsequent seasons. (But what are the odds of that happening twice?)

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Did anyone else get all excited when Reggie Bush started bracing up to the defense ready to fight? He only had 38 yards on the day, but with that kind of raw, male aggression on display…should we chicks really care?

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Yay…Martin Gramatica made the field goal equivalent of giving the fat kid a :30 second head start in a 40 yard dash. You go boy!

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On another personal note, I’d like to give the middle finger to the following players on my fantasy team: Marshawn Lynch, Chris Chambers, Mason Crosby, and Brandon Marshall. You can all suck it! In fact, let’s go ahead and add Steven Jackson to the list for deciding to come alive while rotting my bench. Bastard.

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Last but not least, my makeout fest with Lance Moore continues. But this week, I’m calling for a “menage” by throwing Robert Meachem into the mix. Very impressive work…and allow me to reiterate that you’re fine as hell Lance.