Stephen Ross: Thank You for Insulting Miami Dolphins Fans' Intelligence

Ever since the late, great Joe Robbie left the Miami Dolphins franchise, the Dolphins have been run by monkeys wearing blindfolds throwing darts at a big board to make all the tough decisions.

The fiasco with Jim Harbaugh and Tony Sparano has been written about a lot, so I am not going into detail with that, because you all know the deal.

I love the Dolphins and will continue to do so as much, as it pains me to say that, but these last few days have been an absolute joke.

Give me a break, Mr. Ross!

You are a disgrace to the NFL and grown, mature men everywhere.

If you took your eyes off Serena Williams' backside for a minute, you would realize that we see just how much of a joke you are.

How did you ever become a good businessman running your businesses like this? I certainly have no idea.

You think you can just do whatever you want and the Dolphins fans will just look the other way? We are not stupid, sir.

Jim Harbaugh and Bill Cowher turned you down, and that's okay. That's out of your control—those are grown men who are going to make their own decisions.

However, you cannot sit there and tell me that Tony Sparano is the best you can do. It was Harbaugh, Cowher or bust? Did you watch those players just give up on Sparano against New England?

Jeff Ireland is still the GM, too? What has that guy done to deserve to stick around?

Chasing away Ryan Clark to take less money in Pittsburgh, insulting Dez Bryant—and who knows, Ireland may have been the reason Harbaugh turned you down.

You see, Mr. Ross, you think the Dolphins fans are just as dumb as the New Yorkers down here (sorry to my New York Dolphins fans, but the other New Yorkers down here make you look bad), but we are not. We see everything you are doing and we hear the whole NFL world laughing at us.

I usually go to at least one game a year, but after this debacle you can forget getting my money.

I do apologize to my Dolphins fans for this—it may sound like I am not a fan, but that could not be farther from the truth. I am such a fan that I want what's best for this franchise, and clearly Stephen Ross is not it.

Do you think Joe Robbie would ever do something like this?

Say what you want about the Miami Heat, but owner Mickey Arison said, "I just want to win and I do not care what it costs." So he hired the best GM he could find in Pat Riley and he told Riley, "Go get me championships."

I think you know how the rest goes.

Enjoy your orange seats, Mr. Ross.