Rex Ryan Foot Fetish: Can Ryan Get Any More Entertaining?

Rex Ryan, you old dog, you.

We already know that you have a "Foot-In-Mouth" fetish, now we see nearly everywhere that your lovely wife Michelle has some sort of foot fetish and, for once, sounds like you're not talking.

ESPN is talking about it, so is everyone else, so why not get in on all of this fun?

This is more fun than a spiked egg-nog party at a great downhill sled-run.

Deadspin.com has some sort of video with a woman who is a dead-ringer for Michelle Ryan, talking about her feet and other things, but mostly about her feet, those pretty little feet that she uses to stand beside big old jovial Rex.

If it is not Michelle Ryan, then it is her twin sister and we have it from great sources that she has no twin sister.

So, we already know that Rex is not adverse to putting his own huge dogs into his mouth, but what about those nifty little walkers that Michelle is sporting?

"It's a personal matter and I'm really not going to discuss it," said the Dean of Discussion, Rexus Maximus, coach of Gang Green. Oh how very boring, you'd expect Ryan to come up with something like this:

"Oh what-the-f--k guys, you can't be serious, oh come on. Give me a break, yeah, 'ya got me. You know with coaching pressures, you gotta blow off some steam somewhere so me and Michelle were just clowning around and we made this video, but dammit, she promised she keep it secret. What can I say, I'm busted!"

Now, that would be the Rex and know and love or know and loathe.

And what's up with that perky little Michelle? She's a good looking woman for a big old hulk like Rex. He sure out-kicked his coverage when he married her, didn't he? Talk about an overachiever.

And yes, the Jets PR gremlins were no doubt rolling their collective, bulging eyeballs when this little nugget of nicety surfaced.

"This is a personal matter and Rex will have no comment," is what the Jets PR staff came up with after their three-hour think-tank session on how to handle this "Foot-Gate" matter.

Well, anyway, back to this "personal matter."

Rex doesn't have any problems with personal matters. Heck he threatened to kick Bill Belichick's ass in front of every media member who cared to listen to the big bad Buffoon of Blab. That would seem like a personal matter, wouldn't it?

Let's face it, Rex got his thing caught in the ringer on this one.

You gotta bet the Jets players are roaring about this one. Next thing you know Michelle might just walk barefoot through Times Square with nothing on but a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Or worse, Rex walking through Times Square barefoot with nothing on but a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Leave it to Rex, just when you thought there was a lot of pressure with these NFL playoffs looming, we've got yet another chapter in the strange life and fast times of Rex Ryan.

Thanks Rex, we needed this. We all needed it.

Everyone was just getting a little too serious about football.