"Marky Mark" Would TKO "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" In Three Rounds

Damon Feldman, the head of the Hollywood Boxing Federation (HBF), is offering one million dollars apiece to get Mark Wahlberg and Will Smith to fight in the squared circle.

Wahlberg portrayed former professional boxer “Irish” Micky Ward in the recently premiered biopic The Fighter, while Smith playacted the iconic Muhammad Ali in the 2001 film Ali.

Unlike many of the fighters the HBF has showcased, both Smith and Wahlberg were trained for their respective roles by professional pugilists.

“We don’t think these two are going to rip each others heads off,” said Feldman, who has proposed three one-minute rounds. “We’re just hoping to get into the ring and have a little fun duking it out.”

Wahlberg, born in the gritty Dorchester neighborhood of Boston, has claimed he was arrested by Beantown’s fuzz 20-25 times for various incidents of violence during his adolescence.

The former leader of the dynamic rap group “Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch” was reportedly addicted to cocaine by the age of 13.

At 16, Wahlberg, a pharmaceutically-enhanced physical specimen, knocked a middle-aged Vietnamese man unconscious and he left another Vietnamese man permanently blind in one eye during a robbery with alleged racial overtones.

For his brutal crime, Wahlberg was charged with attempted murder and he ultimately served two years in jail on assault at Boston’s Deer Island House of Correction.

Conversely, Smith was born and raised to affluent parents in West Philadelphia. Smith flourished academically and his high SAT scores allowed him to be admitted to a “pre-engineering program” at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).

Smith would have a significant height and reach advantage over Wahlberg and he could capitalize on those edges to outclass the former Dorchester thug in the ring.

Nevertheless, Wahlberg’s power and inner-fury would likely surface in a slugfest and those factors would ultimately lead to Smith’s demise.

In an exciting and captivating bout, Wahlberg would emerge victorious over “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” with a decisive third round TKO.