The Coolest Old People At Tailgates

I don't know about you, but I love old people. They have this great way of acting like nothing affects them. Maybe it's because they have no idea where they are. 

As more and more elderly fail to keep up with the times and our newfangled devices, it is nice to see that they can still get down. While they may not be able to text or understand what a wiki is, they still remember how to get wasted and have a good time. 

So here is to you, old people. You sound like there is hard candy in your pocket, but we love you anyway. 

Keep partying!

Honorable Mention: Oregon Ducks

This is either the ugliest Oregon lady swimmer or the first homeless super hero. Either way he is old and rocking his favorite team. I am going to say he is wasted. The socks don't match. No sober person would wear those socks with that unitard. Duh. 

10. Arkansas Razorbacks

The first few seconds of this video are all you need to know—elderly are just as amusing as a 20-year-old co-ed, just not as hot. 

The man is so drunk that he stumbles his way around the Razorbacks mascot. Then he fondles the snout. Never fondle the snout, people. 

9. Penn State

Oh, man. Blacked out people are funny—or violent. The best is when they are violently funny. Then you can really start the party. 

8. Utah

Grannie Annie taking some beer to the dome. My grandma just made me cookies. I have to tell you, I liked it that way. I want my hot young chicks getting wasted and my grandmas making cookies—or drinking and making cookies. I will allow a little wiggle room. 

7. LSU

This is actually entering into hour number 14 of this dance battle. When you call someone out in Louisiana, you better be ready for a fight. 

6. Penn State II

This tailgate is off the chain. The proof is that lady is actually 19. I know. That's what too much of a good time will do to you. 

5. ASU

You didn't know it, did you. You didn't know that you would hop on to the computer today, and you would then innocently click around and end up getting yourself into a heap of trouble. Buddy, you just got served. How embarrassing for you. 

4. USC

This is the kind of girl you take home to greet grandma. I am going to go out on a limb and say that was the world's first bong of Ensure. 

3. Virginia Tech

Okay, there are entirely too many older people getting bombed. Now I know why they can't drive—they are out getting smashed. 

But I tell you, people, the next logical step is that shirts come off. Then you have necking. Then you have some real awkward Thanksgivings. 

2. USC II

Imagine her grandson that actually attends school. "No, grandma, I don't want to meet at the tailgate. Because, it gets weird okay. No, no, no my buddy Steve is not going to be there either. No, grandma, I don't have any weed!"

1. ASU II

It's all fun and games until some one has a rheumatoid arthritis flare up.