Oakland Raiders Need a Rhyme for The Troubled Times: One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

It's all about counting.

How many touchdowns since bye week?

How many victories since bye week?

Some of us are so agitated that we have regressed back to the nursery rhymes that taught us to count.

Did you say count?

Count what?

The number of games the Oakland Raiders will win after bye week, that's what.

Alright, here is a rhyme, just for fun.

While you are at it, make up one yourself to get you through the week because Sunday is going to be a tense, tough game.

Here is mine. It's not perfect, but at least I am hanging in there, pulling for a team that some foks think is lame.

A Raider Fan's Rhyme

One, two, buckle my shoe.

Three, four, make a score.

Five, six, learn some tricks,

Seven, eight, get it straight.

Nine, ten, it’s time for a win,

Eleven, twelve, run like hell,

Thirteen, Fourteen, you’re a great team,

Fifteen, sixteen, get a little mean,

Seventeen, eighteen, watch each other’s backs,

Nineteen, twenty, get touchdowns, dont't tolerate any flack..

Keep going....

Twenty-one, twenty-two, what about you?

Twenty-three, twenty-four, just hit the door,

Twenty-five, twenty-six, we're looking for more,

Twenty-seven, twenty-eight, listen to my tone,

Twenty-nine, thirty, find the endzone,

Thirty-one, thirty-two, do you know what to do?

Thirty-three, thirty-four, if not, then go!