Ryder Cup Roster in Verse: These Are a Few of My Favorite Swings (Satire)

RYDER CUP ROSTER: THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE SWINGS

Long drives which start left yet fade to the green

Three-irons struck well, a sound that goes “ping”

Wedges that bite, then reverse with a zing

These are a few of my favorite swings

Titleist crushed well, fairway Bermuda

Eldrick the Tiger, what be his mood-a

Can he get past his flings… and golf like a king

These are a few of my favorite swings

A Stricker named Steve

Young Rickie Fowler

Jeff Overton, too

Determined young guys, all that they bring

To beat the Euros red, white and blue

Groupies in get-ups, pretty young lasses

Big crowds a following, a melding of masses

Bunkers that shine when Lisa Pavin passes

These are a few of my favorite swings

Hunter Mahan hits chip shots; simply perfection

Jim Furyk’s driver could go any direction

When Stewart Cinks a putt, it’s one of those things

These are a few of my favorite swings

Matthew Kuchar, not married to Demi

Bubba Watson… Georgia Bulldog

Will whip Lee Westwood

I’m willing to wager; I’ll most certainly bet you

Cause he hits the best wood

Clear out of my view

Phil Mickelson, “Lefty,” needs a bra that is hefty

But his swing is a beauty, a sight to behold

Bashes his Callaway… so far… it catches a cold 

These are a few of my favorite swings

Johnson and Johnson, Zachery and Dustin

A Pebble Beach Pro-Am winner… and a Green Coater, too

Bring back that trophy, the one with the bling

Because that would be one of… one of… my… most favorite… things