2010 U.S. Open: A Gallery of Roguish Quotes At the Tournament
Our beloved tennis players are eminently quotable. They can rise to the occasion and serve up wonderful sound bytes (some terrific, some terrible) when accosted at their press conferences and when grilled at interviews.
A sampling from the articulate geniuses.
What they said, what they reallyย meant and what they definitelyย didnโt.
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Mardy Fish
1 of 12
"I'd buy high." โ Fish when asked what he would do if US men's tennis were a stock.
What he really meant: Oh, come on guys, you know that Roddickโs the last Grand Slam champ weโve had. Give us a break.
What he definitely didnโt : Iโm going to put my last million on the future of US menโs tennis. Iโm going long, chaps.
Maria Sharapova
2 of 12
"Um, I mean, to be honest, I get asked this question every single Grand Slam. We're in Australia, you get asked about the Australians. No. You really have to worry about your own results, to be honest." -- Sharapova, after being asked if she was surprised that just one American woman was left in the main draw.
What she really meant: Do you really think Iโve forgotten about Venus Williams?
What she definitely didnโt : You mean to say, Iโm not American?
Samantha Stosur
3 of 12
โI'm booked in for the long haul this time." -- Samantha Stosur, on her New York hotel reservations for the 2010 US Open.
What she really meant: You folks may consider my last two French Open campaigns flukes. I do not.
What she definitely didnโt : Iโm staying here 'til Christmas.
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Roger Federer
4 of 12
"No. I mean, when I'm playing great, regardless of who's in my player box, I can beat anybody, you know. It's about being consistent and being confident in the way I play." -- Roger Federer, on whether hiring hitting coach Paul Annacone has changed his outlook.
What he really meant: Itโs good to have some validation. Besides, Paul can take the heat now. I need to concentrate on my game.
What he definitelyย didnโt : Paulโs just my glorified ball boy. Call it anything you like.
Melanie Oudin
5 of 12
โPeople tell me that I only look 5'5" and a half. I'm going with 5'6. That's what the doctor said." -- Melanie Oudin, answering a question about how tall she is.
What she really meant: Iโm a growing girl. You folks need better eye glasses.
What she definitely didnโt : And to prove that, from now on Iโm going to wear pumps.
Novak Djokovic
6 of 12
โNo, definitely not. I am not as good as he is in that. I'd like to be very careful with my racquet (smiling). You know what I mean." -- Novak Djokovic, talking about Roger Federer's famous "tweener" shot and why he rarely attempts it himself.
What he really meant: I havenโt practiced that shot yet.
What he definitelyย didnโt : I give up. Iโm not going to mimic my fellow tennis players any more.
Caroline Wozniacki
7 of 12
โFor me, itโs important to feel good on court and of course to look good. Then I can focus on my tennis at 100 percent. I definitely am sure Iโll get a lot of male fans now.โ โ Wozniacki on being asked if her dress is, maybe, a bit short
What she really meant: Now that I have the male fans feeling the heat at well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, can the organizers take a not-so-subtle hint and cover the roof?
What she definitely didnโt : Iโm going to be draped in curtains the next time I play.
Mardy Fish
8 of 12
โHe kicked my butt.โ โ Mardy Fish after being knocked out by third seed Novak Djokovic.
What he really meant: He played so much better tennis than me. And, thank God, my butt is so much smaller now.
What he definitely didnโt : Kick my butt again, Novak. Iโm a masochist.
Rafael Nadal
9 of 12
โI was in a van of the picture of Roger, both sides of the van, like 15 times these two weeks.โ โ Rafael Nadal denying the allegations that he refused to travel in Federer-branded vehicles whilst at the tournament.
What he really meant: Iโve been counting, Roger, and thatโs how many times Iโm going to whip you at the Grand Slams.
What he definitely didnโt : Whoโs Roger Federer?
Andy Murray
10 of 12
โI have no idea whether Iโll win a Grand Slam or not. I want to. But if I never win one, then what? If I give 100 percent, try my best, physically work as hard as I can, practise as much as I can, then thatโs all I can do.โ โ Andy Murray after yet another disappointing Grand Slam outing.
What he really meant: I feel like crying; why donโt you guys leave me alone and bug Roddick instead? At least, he has a Grand Slam to his credit.
What he definitely didnโt : I'm going to SOS Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski to help me win my first major.
Francesca Schiavone
11 of 12
โNo. I didnโt test with my lips, but I can. I think I will do something, but the ways is long. So it will be a secret.โ โSchiavone, when asked whether she had tasted the US Open court.
What she really meant: OK, if you guys want me to do something oddball, Iโll do it.
What she definitely didnโt : Somebody correct my grammar, please!
Gilles Simon
12 of 12
โHe knows Iโm impatient to see my baby. He knows that Iโm not really sad today, even if I lost.โ โ Gilles Simon comments after his loss to Rafael Nadal
What he really meant: You honestly didnโt think I would beat Rafa, did you?
What he definitely didnโt : Iโm going to ask Nadal to be the godfather!
Acknowledgments: USOpen.org, The Hindustan Times
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