
The Last Shot
The Last Shot takes a satirical aim at the athletes and events making news in the world of sports.
This week - Extracurricular Sideline Activities.
Press Zero For Ochocinco
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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco was fined $25,000 for tweeting while on the sideline. Believe it or not, Chad is not the first athlete to be distracted by their other personal pursuits, during a game.
See for yourself …
Mr. Bedazzler
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Even though it drove Billy Martin insane, New York Yankee great Reggie Jackson would occupy his time between innings creating fabulous designs with his Bedazzler.
Eco-Erection
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During every commercial break, Fox analyst and Extenze spokes-dude Jimmy Johnson, rushes down to the network’s laboratory to work on his life-long dream of building the first solar-powered penile implant.
Star Attraction
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Between 100 meter heats, world record holder Usain Bolt likes to explore the cosmos in search of a life force that has an even bigger ego than his.
Flower Power
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Former Boston Red Sox and budding horticulturist Bill Buckner found internal solace taking time out between pitches to nurture his beloved first base garden.
NOTE: Buckner still insists that it was sprouting gardenia that caused him to boot Mookie Wilson’s game six groundball.
Mind Over Mascot
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When not annoying, I mean, entertaining the fans, the Phillie Phanatic takes a moment to engage in the ancient, spiritual ritual of meditation.
This peaceful time allows him to reflect on what his life would be like if he wasn’t such a constant disappointment to his former life-coach, Rainbow Man.

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