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Albert Haynesworth To The Buccaneers? Oh No!

Tom EdringtonSenior Writer IAugust 24, 2010

Albert Haynesworth to the Buccaneers for Michael Clayton?
Albert Haynesworth to the Buccaneers for Michael Clayton?Win McNamee/Getty Images

Okay, if Josh Freeman's thumb incident didn't scare the bejeebers out of Raheem Morris, here's something that might:

Albert Haynesworth to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers straight up for Michael "The Receiving Machine" Clayton.

Oh no.

Heard it, read it with all thanks to Roy Cummings, Tampa Tribune beat writer for the Buccaneers.

Don't know where ole Roy drummed this up but it's a doozie, isn't it?

This would be one of those: "Has Mark Dominik gone completely mad?" moments.

If Dominik indeed pulled the trigger on something like this, wouldn't it be just as easy to dump 360 pounds of fresh cow manure in the middle of the locker room at One Buc Place?

Let's face it, signing Albert Haynesworth was apropos in Washington. Where else would they waste millions on a huge pile of worthless pork?  Only in Congress and only at Redskins Park, thank you Daniel Snyder.

You'd think Dominik wouldn't want to go within 500 miles of Haynesworth after allegedly being in the running to totally overpay that big pile of lard last go-round in the free agent market.

Sure Fat Albert is only 29. But he's 29 going on 40 with those knees and that expanded waistline. Just ask Mike Shanahan what he thinks about Fat Albert and do it in private. Wouldn't you love to hear that response?

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Perhaps this is a result of the less-than-spectacular play thus far from one Stylez G. White. Stylez, who is simply a journeyman in the NFL, changed his name and has even gone so far as to hire a "publicist" to publicize who knows what.

Whatever it is, it's an eye opener, isn't it?

And yes, this good locker room needs a big dose of grumbling veterans to go along with his majesty Derrick Ward, who apparently couldn't run over or around our grandmothers in a preseason contest.

Yes Albert Haynesworth is exactly what this franchise needs.

Sorry, just kidding.

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