10 Crazy Athletes That Deserve a Comedy Central Roast

Maybe I just have a strange sense of humor, but I love watching people get uncomfortable when jokes are being told.

Which is why I love celebrity roasts.

From Hasselhoff to Pamela Anderson and Jimmy Kimmel, all the way back to the Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra and Don Rickles days...

You know you have a great roast on your hands if the audience is shocked and the roaster has that "maybe I went too far look" on his face.

Here's a list of the ten athletes that would make for the most awkward, offensive, strange and borderline criminal roasts.

In other words, the wish list of crazy athlete celebrity roasts.

10. Sean Avery

This one would be great.

Gilbert Gottfried would get up and talk about the Avery Rule.

Jimmy Kimmel would talk about how much teammates hate him.

Everyone in the audience would laugh except for the hockey players who are slowly creeping in and standing on the sides, in full gear.

Avery would take to the podium and pass out nude pictures of several players' wives.

The players would charge the stage and the cameras would go black as civilians screamed and ran in horror for cover.

9. Ozzie Guillen

Another Slam Dunk.

Former players would crack jokes about not being able to understand him.

Players who he manages will crack jokes about not being able to understand him.

White Sox GM Ken Williams will come up and say he wishes he didn't understand him.

Then Ozzie will come up and say something like this.

8. Milton Bradley

This one might get strange. Everyone will walk on eggshells as they crack jokes but Milton stares off into space, not saying much and not laughing.

Then in the middle of the roast, Bradley gets up punches host Dave Chappelle in the jaw and leaves.

7. Serena Williams

This one was mostly a family affair as The Williams clan celeberated all of her achievements.

Everything is going well until her favorite line judge takes the podium and lets Serena know that the ball out and there isn't anything she could do about it.

Everyone laughs. Except for Serena.

The night quickly ends.

6. Hulk Hogan

Former wrestlers and other buddies will crack Jokes about the Hulkster's hair.

Hasselhoff returns the roast favor and cracks jokes about Hogan's wrestling career.

It's all fun and games until someone hits him with a steel chair, knocking him out cold.

Then the person takes off their mask to reveal that it is his ex-wife!

The crowd goes crazy as she drops another subpoena on him and walks out.

5. Stephon Marbury

Another strange roast as everyone shows up thinking that they are there to roast Charles Barkley.

Most of the 50 greatest players of all time as well as the best players currently in the league show up to honor Sir Charles and have some fun...

Only to find out that the roast is for Stephon Marbury and he organized it.

As people get up to leave, they realize all the doors are locked.

Then a movies screen drops from the ceiling and the video begins...

4. Bill Romanowski

Old 49ers players and ex-Broncos come to roast old pal Romo. Everyone is having fun until Jeffrey Ross makes a joke about steroids and shrinkage and the room goes quiet.

Romo's left eye starts twitching and he rips his tuxedo off and challenges Ross to a sprint down the hall and back.

Loser dies.

Ross calls for security.

3. Ron Artest

Paul Pierce, Kobe Bryant even Ben Wallace show up to give love to Ron Ron. Nothing is out of bounds as Ron grabs the mic and gives a free concert.

He implores the women to toss their panties onto the stage.

Fun times for all.

Unfortunately three were killed as tables were turned over and people were stabbed with the table legs.

2. Dennis Rodman

This roast ended up being the strangest of them all as Rodman demanded that everyone cross dress or he wouldn't show up.

To hear Jordan berate his old opponents and his high school coach who cut him while wearing a blonde wig, is a sight to see.

Scottie Pippen looks stunning in an elegant black evening dress.

Phil Jackson limped to the stage in a white blouse and denim mini-skirt.

No one remembers any of the jokes and most of the participants refuse to talk about the evening.

1. Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson is that baddest man on the planet.

And the best possible athlete roast on the planet.

Remember, he was on the zoloft, to keep him from killing you.