Tiger Woods finally answered some questions, but I'm not sure I understand all the answers, so let's go over some key responses.
"Tiger, why do you think you're not playing very well this season?"
Bad company, I can't deny it...bad, bad company.
"Tiger, how do you feel about your wife not wanting anything to do with you anymore?"
How can you mend...a broken heart...how can a loser ever win...[again]?
"Tiger, do you have any feelings at all for the women you were going out with, and having sexual relations with?"
No, not really, I'm just a fool for the city. Feelings? Oh, oh, oh feelings, feelings from below.
"Tiger, some people say your power and winning force was developed by steroids or performance-enhancing drugs. What do you say to that?"
I seen the needle and the damage done, a part of this for everyone, oh, oh, 350-yard drives.
"So, what now Tiger, now that you're not winning anymore, you might just be fading away as a dominant player?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, and face the strain...time won't change me, but I can't change time.
"Tiger, what should be your theme song?"
We [being Nike, my dad's training, and all my bitches] are the champions my friend, and we'll keep on fighting to the end.
See ya Thursday. Those are my most favorite holes in the world. No, no, no, not that strip club, the golf course.