Terrell Owens + Ochocinco = A Recipe For Disaster

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Sorry to sidetrack from the headline, but here go. NFL Free Agency, always huge, no matter what. Right now I'm laughing inside at the rumors of THE two biggest assholes in sports.

Sorry, I take that back. Two of the Top-Five assholes in professional sports today. Starting somewhere with Tiger Woods, followed by either Ron Artest or one of these two guys.

Mr. Terrell Owens and Cincinnati Bengal management are somehow concocting a plan in which both ''GQ coverboy'' and ''black, Spanish, numero guy" are on the same team. Yes, T.O. is a free agent. Yes, Ochocinco needs help, but really? Really, Cincinnati? Really, T.O.? Really, Ocho? Lets break it down...

If a person were to mix Kobe Bryant's ego with Dwayne Carter's ego and swish it into football form you'd have these two insurgents. Don't get me wrong, both were equally talented in ''their'' day, (Which come to think of it, at the pinnacles of their careers I don't think either of them were EVER  the ''best'' receiver in the league, but maybe that's just me). 

You have one guy who says he's going to burn Darelle Revis (potentially the greatest corner to ever play the game). Pretty sure he didn't score.

The other says, ''Yeah if I had better quarterbacks I'd be the career stat leading receiver''. You can't say that when you drop a colossal amount of balls every year. You just can't.

Then you have UFC fight talk and Michael Phelps swimming banter. There is entirely no need for that. The obvious pointer here is that both receivers don't focus on their professional careers enough. They don't take them seriously.

When there's more preparation for hairstyles, dances, political views, tweets, threats, statements, photo shoots...Jesus, I could go all day, but it simply proves there's no dedication.

The final verdict is in. NO . This won't work, ever.

These two clowns on the same team would be atrocious. Could you imagine having Rodman, Artest, Shaq, Kobe and Marbury on the same team? Yeah, didn't think so.

What kind of coach could survive a no work, all play, all eyes on me season? Talk about a constant rivalry, jeez. In the huddle, locker room, on the field, off the field, you name it.

Who knows, maybe they'd hit it off and start filming a movie during the season to distract everyone from their sub-par season. Hey, with their luck they may even end up getting another Bengal killed in the process.

OK, poor taste I know. R.I.P. Chris Henry, however, you get the point. Say it a million times, say it a million more times, and the word you have said two million times is...NO .

Cincinnati you have enough problems, beginning with the other half of this trigonometry equation. His name is Chad ''OG'' ''Ochocinco'' Johnson. The name explains it...CHAOS .