Cotton Candy Hair Plugs, Just Perfect For Dana White!

 We all know Dana White has a propensity to say things without thinking, spur of the moment blurbs that have made him the half hated half most loved CEO of MMA.

  Not always is it to degrade others, sometimes it is in defense of rabid reporters who sigle out White with no other reason than to rile him up, sometimes it is just to light a fire under a fighter that he feels needs a little motivation, but sometimes he just says off the wall comments and verbally abuses people for little or no reason at all.

  Well I have come up with the perfect procedure for Dana, cotton candy hair plugs!

  We all know Dana likes to eat, we all know Dana needs a way to keep his mouth zipped at some point and time and we all know that Dana is follically challenged.

  Perfect reasoning for this type of procedure, Dana would look like Sampson with long flowing locks of hair, I think anyway, and since Dana sometimes cannot control his tirades , a simple tug of the new rug and a little eating, another habit the munchie king openly admits and he would be too busy chewing on a snack to react to a stupid question or call people names simply for hell of doing it.

  Is this a risky move, sure ,being since cotton candy only comes in limited colors and the humidity in Vegas would play hell with his new do , he would probably have to go to cirque de soile at least once a week to have it straightened and if he wants to go the Afro route he can always have the delicious candy fun dip make a pick out of that sugary stick used for dipping out the powder.

  Do i think that the Bosely research center will be calling me anytime soon for the patent, no, but I am really trying to help the guy change his image, in several ways, don't hate me Dana it's just a suggestion ,you can take it or leave it but you should at least sleep on it, no not the cotton candy plugs, that could be a bed head nightmare, just sleep on the idea.