Secret Letters To Santa From The World Of Sports

Secret Letters to Santa from Athletes

 Dear Santa,

 This Christmas I would like an Escalade with golf club proof windows, driving lessons, and one heck of a divorce lawyer. Or a Time Machine.

 Signed,

Tiger

 Dear Santa,

 Could you please make Brett Favre stop calling audibles and make him listen to me. Or could you send Tarvaris Jackson some talent?

 Signed,

Brad Childress

 Dear Santa,

For Christmas all I ask for is for a job as a head coach at a division one program or to be the new spokesman for Subway

 Signed,

Charlie Weiss

 Dear Santa,

 Thanks for the World Series title that I asked for now could you get me a new nickname than A-Roid and Madonna to keep our relationship secret? Sorry I misspelled your name this letter was meant for Satan.

 Alex Rodriquez

 Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is the Cincinnati Bearcats to lose to Florida by 70 points, then it will look like I was the reason they did so well. Since I work at Notre Dame now I sent this letter to God to in case your busy.

 Brian Kelly

 Finally I even found a letter that Santa wrote.

 Dear Tim Tebow,

Can I get the phone number of your PR team? They are making you look better than me.

 Signed,

Santa