Juan Pablo Montoya and Tony Stewart: A Honeymoon In Las Vegas

Wasn’t that cute? Tony Stewart and Juan Pablo Montoya making nice on a Las Vegas Sirius radio program.

The popular phrase “what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas” never rang so true!

All this happy horsing around between the No. 14 and No. 42 will stay right where it belongs , in Las Vegas.

Folks! please don’t drink the Kool-Aid on this one, they may be very sincere on how they feel about each other , but, just dressed them up in a race suit, helmet and strap them to a race car seat and something happens to them.

The words “bi-polar disorder” comes to mind.

They can’t help it!

One thing I clearly understand about these drivers is that even though one of them is from Columbus, Indiana and one is from Bogota, Colombia, they’re both wired the same.

There is a short circuit somewhere in their brains, it can be triggered anytime, specially if they’re in a race car playing race car driver!

How they got to be that way?

I can only guess, but It’s a good bet their Mamas drop them on their heads when they were babies!

Can you think of anything else?

I can’t! I really tried, but that’s the only explanation I can come up with.

Do I hear an Amen!

Folks don’t get discouraged, the Homestead show will happen again and we will enjoy it even more, is just a matter of time, they just can’t help it.

Juan will get impatient and bump Tony then Tony will forget he’s a team owner and that he hates fighting with NASCAR and retaliates, and, well you know the rest of the story.

Bump! Bump! Punt and then to the hauler, and 80,000 folks on their feet enjoying the show.

I look for Tony Stewart, Juan Pablo Montoya, Denny Hamlin and Brad Keselowski to be a great source of entertainment in 2010.

If the “Vanilla drivers” think they’re just going to run up front every Sunday and have everyone move out of the way so they don’t have to break a sweat “racing someone”, you know who I’m talking about, don’t you?

Well! They’re in for a rude awakening, there is going to be lots of hungry teams and drivers fighting for survival.

The “vanilla drivers” can cry us a river about how hard they’re being raced in 2010 but we won’t be paying attention to them, good fans will be saying:

Frankly my dear I don’t give a D…!

Enough said.