Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ochocinco: Five Touchdown Celebration Suggestions

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco was recently fined $30,000 for wearing a sombrero and poncho as a celebration for his 36-yard touchdown reception against the Detroit Lions on Sunday.

Throughout his career, Ochocinco has been a man known for having fun with his crazy celebrations. In honor of his recent fine (and to show how much the fans love his passion), here are five suggestions for future celebrations after he scores a touchdown.

They may seem difficult to achieve, but this is Ochocinco we're talking about here. If any one was capable of pulling them off, he would be the No. 1 guy for it.

5. The Blank Check for the Future Fine

The great thing about Ochocinco's love for the game is every time a crazy celebration is planned, he knows there's a fine coming—yet that never stops him from doing it anyway.

With a crazy celebration comes a ridiculous amount of a fine, and that's exactly what happened on Sunday when Ocho Cinco put on a sombrero and poncho after his 36-yard touchdown reception in the second quarter against the Detroit Lions.

If Ochocinco knows a fine is coming with a celebration, why not have some fun and pre-write the check?

Imagine if Chad pulled out one of those giant checks (as big as the ones from Happy Gilmore) after a touchdown celebration that was already pre-written to the NFL with the amount left blank. How funny would that be?

4. The Pre-Made Bengals Super Bowl Trophy

He's already pulled off the "Future Hall of Famer" coat after a touchdown against the Baltimore Ravens on Monday Night Football a few years ago. Why not give the "Future Super Bowl Champions" trophy a shot?

Sure, it would probably upset a few of his teammates—not to mention head coach Marvin Lewis—but there's no harm with having a little fun.

Ochocinco could construct his own version of the Lombardi Trophy and hold it up to the fans at Paul Brown Stadium after scoring a touchdown.

Better yet, how ironic would it be if he did this and the Bengals went on to win Super Bowl XLIV? As great as that would be, it may be best to focus on one game at a time.

3. The Twitter Update

In case you are an NFL fan who lives under a rock, Ochocinco is arguably the biggest Twitter fan in the league. He loves to interact with the fans and updates his status multiple times throughout the day.

While NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has already made it clear that no player is to use any form of social networking during games or he will be fined, fans are still waiting for Ochocinco to update his Twitter account during a game this season.

If anyone can find a way to get away with a Twitter update in the middle of the game, it's Ochocinco. We all know he would accept a major fine for an hilarious Twitter status after a touchdown in a heartbeat.

How about a live update on his account via the Bengals' JumboTron. Technically, that wouldn't be his fault, would it?

2. JumboTron Touchdown Celebration

Throughout his career, Ochocinco hasn't talked about what he's going to do if he scores a touchdown; he says there will be a special celebration after a touchdown as if he knows it's going to happen.

Ochocinco should consider putting together a video to celebrate a touchdown. It could be a special speech. It could be him singing a song. It could even be a special rap he made up about the other team all by himself.

Whatever it may be, the only important thing for Ochocinco's celebration video on the JumboTron is that it fires up the fans at Paul Brown Stadium.

1. Bang on the Drums All Day—With an Actual Drum Set

One of the best parts about the Bengals scoring a touchdown is when Todd Rundgren's Bang the Drum All Day plays throughout Paul Brown Stadium. It's one of those songs that brings excitement throughout the stadium every time Cincinnati manages to find the end zone.

Imagine if Ochocinco celebrated a touchdown by playing along to the song as soon as it started playing—with his own drum set.

After a touchdown, Ochocinco reveals a drum set he brought to the stadium and actually bangs on the drum like the song tells him to. This would fire up the crowd so much, one would think the Bengals just won the Super Bowl.

Sure, this would be a challenge for him to get the drum set in the stadium without coach Lewis forbidding him to do it. However, this is Ochocinco we're talking about, and we know he would find a way to get away with it, no matter what.

Dan Parzych is the Cincinnati Bengals Examiner for Examiner.com

He is also the founder of WhoDeyBengals.com

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