Bill Belichick's Vendetta:Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cleveland Cold

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a head coach scorned." ...

Legend says the Roman General Scipo Africanus sacked the strong city state of Carthage then sowed it with salt and sold its citizens into slavery.

Old Scipio sure held a grudge.

Bill Belichick has done much of the same thing to the crumbling Cleveland Browns.

Except instead of to slavery Browns players are sent to be New York Jets.

But since Belichick sent his boys west nothing will grow, there is little talent to sow, and all the dog faced fans are filled with woe.

Remember when the Browns called Belichick a clown and launched him out of town?

Belichick has won much renown since leaving Brown town and its the Browns that look like clowns.

But that isn't enough for Bill.

Somewhere beneath that Darth Vader like black hood a Machiavelli man grins and goes for yet more vengeance on the vile Browns.

Why else, unless to utterly destroy them, would a brilliant coach send the Browns ex assistants like Romeo Crennel and Eric Mangini?

If a coach wanted to devastate an enemy franchise are there any better weapons of team destruction then the Crennel and Mangini dirty bombs?

And Belichick used Mangini twice; once to crash his ex Jet masters and finally to raze the rotting remains of Romeo's bad Browns.

Maybe there is magic in Mangini but maybe its more like the dark, destructive mojo of an evil Chucky doll with a deep paranoid streak.

Maybe his old coaching men are Manchurian candidates.

Maybe Belichick calls Mangini after midnight and hisses a code word and Mangini begins to  design yet another dreadful game plan.

Maybe Belichick flashes a queen of spades and sows the seeds of sending draft picks south so Cleveland can draft a California center.

Maybe Belichick controls the mind of Mangini and is using his puppet to massacre a franchise that mistreated him.

Maybe Jim Brown needs to don his old Fireball outfit from The Running Man and fly to New England to fight the Dark Lord to save his beloved Browns.

Its that bad in Brown land.

All that and Art Modell might make the hall of fame.

Belichick is sending Trojan coaching horses west to level the land and its howling fans.

Its bad enough to make Doctor Evil blush but the Dark Lord of New England only grins and growls.

The Browns are badder then the hated Cincinnati Bungles have ever been.

And that's bad.

Ogre like Oakland Raider rotten, Lovie Smith Bear bad, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers bedlam are better then the Browns.

The shell struck Browns look like Ypres after the Allies and the Germans were done devastating it during the Great War.   

Terror comes in trios.

But what more can evil Doctor Belichick do?

Welcome to Cleveland Coach Weis? We are sure you can bring back Brady your old boy.

Nooo...anything but that Cleveland cries.

And somewhere deep in cold New England a cloaked coach cackles.

Nothing will ever grow good on a football field in Cleveland ever again.

But Bill, like a very bad cat with a wounded bird, wants to prolong the Browns suffering.

Welcome to Cleveland Coach Weis?

Is even the dark lord of New England that evil?

Or will he continue to make Cleveland quake with his quack ex coaches?