The Best of Ochocinco: Volume Five

The Cincinnati Bengals are 7-2 and in sole possession of first place in the AFC North. However, it's time to take a break from game observations, report cards, and upcoming matchups.  

It's time to step off the field and get some relationship advice from our favorite tweeter, Chad Ochocinco .

I now present The Best of Ochocinco, Volume 5 .

OGOchoCinco: "What a beautiful day, 70 degrees and raining = cuddle weather or pregnancy, one or the other is bound to happen!"

OGOchoCinco: "Who's guilty here? A wife wakes up from a dream yelling HURRY UP MY HUSBAND IS HOME n her husband wakes up n jumps out da window."

OGOchoCinco: "My condom brand is tiger striped—12 stripes included, let's the women know your size ahead of time = where you putting all those stripes < :)"

OGOchoCinco: "Remember life isn't a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today can burn yo a$$ tomorrow!!"

OGOchoCinco: "yourenotdaonly1 if you are dating a guy N you ask for a toothbrush to use and he says to put your name on it."

OGOchoCinco: "yourenotdaonly1 if you find a dread in her bed and you're bald."

OGOchoCinco: "yourenotdaonly1 if she works OT but the check is coming up short!!!!"

OGOchoCinco: "Dis tweet is brought 2 u by Ocho Cinco Condoms. Feel d sensation of celebration every time u touchdown."

OGOchoCinco: "Ocho Cinco condoms work 85% of the time, every time."

OGOchoCinco: "She loves me. She loves me not. Why waste the flower when you can grow a new one, everyone have an awesome Wednesday."

OGOchoCinco: "Awesome Ocho Cinco condoms, they'll catch everything yo johnson shoots."