Packers Play Nice With Lions: Free Tylenol For All {Humor}

When the Packers roll out the red carpet for the much improved Detroit Lions—and I say much improved because any win over an 0-16 is a giant step forward—they will be offering the Detroit entourage small packets of free Tylenol next to the Gatorade to deal with the added headache they will inevitably deploy—Jordy Nelson and Jermichael Finley —on the helpless coverage the Lions are currently struggling with.

As quoted in Top Fantasy’s article: Week Six Start or Sit WR Rankings: Pass Happy Fever Coming Our Way? UPDATED! Both Donald Driver and Greg Jennings have been “long time Lions killers.” , and it couldn’t be any more truth.

But what isn’t mentioned is that Jordy Nelson has basically elevated to WR3 status and Jermichael Finley is finally coming into his own which presents a world of guff for Detroit.

Covering the downfield threat of Driver and Jennings is one thing, but with Nelson becoming a viable target over the middle, and Finley being seemingly always open, the Lions will undoubtedly have difficulty finding ways to account for four different receivers—not to mention Grant in the back field who can also catch; that’s five!

The Lions are licking their wounds defensively, and will have to rely on a makeshift 11 man D to try and slow the Packers heated passing attack; a feat that will prove to be as complicated as solving for X on an Algebra exam.

The Packers should have no trouble putting up points, and if they can contain Culpepper, and stop his happy feet from running amuck like he did against Pittsburgh, you can expect the Packers to have a blow out game this Sunday in route to a date with the evenly disastrous Browns the following week.