G Man's Week Three Power Rankings

1. Baltimore Ravens-Sophomore QB Flalcon looks like a dude who's good at football.

2. Indianapoltits Colts-Manning is finding a way to eat everyone .

3. New Orleans Taints-With big wins over Detroit and Philly, the Saints have nothing left to prove. They’ve arrived.

4. New York Jets-I'm just waiting for Sanchez to bite it, but the defense is sick.

5. New York Giants-Back-up receivers are looking like they don’t suck.

6. Minnesota Vikings-Make no mistake about it, Brett Favre will cost them a game at some point this season too.

7. New England Patriots-Age is showing.

8. Green Bay Packers-I just have a feeling the Packers are gonna pull it off against the Vikings this week.

9. Craplanta Falcons-They represent a rising NFC.

10. Philadelphia Eagles-Westbrook and McNabb's absence don’t matter none. Kolb is my boy in a totally hetero way.

11. San Francisco 49ers-Surprisingly, this team is sneaking below the radar.

12. Cincinnati Bengals-Solid defensive efforts have kept them in games. The Broncos are worst 3-0 in team in history and brandon stokely should be sending fruit baskets to Leon Hall.

13. Dallas Cowboys-Close loss to the giants again. Will this team ever live up to sexpectations?

14. San Diego Chargers-This team will never win anything with Norv Turner as a head coach. Mark it down.

15. Chicago Bears-Despite Jay Cutler, this team will end up average.

16. Pittsburgh Steelers-Let's get it together here. You know youre not the 16th best team in the league.

17. Houston Sextans-Always on the border of being a contender. Good win against the Titans but inconsistent.

18. Arizona Cardinballs-Kurt Warner is a clown and he's old.

19. Tennessee Titans-Kerry Collins is finally showing his age. Get real.

20. Buffalo Bill$-They show some potential but they got to put it together.

21. Miami Dolphins–Losing Pennington hurts a lot. Chad Henne blows.

22. Washington Redskins-HAHAHAHAHAHA

23. Seattle Seahawks-Doing terrible in such a mediocre division.

24. Jacksoffville Jaguars-I can't figure this team out.

25. Denver Broncos–3-0 means nothing for this team. Kyle Orton. Seriously. Kyle Orton.

26. Oakland Raiders-Still bottom feeding until Jamarcus Russell decides to end his own life.

27. Carolina Panthers-Jake Delhomme needs to hang it up. Dude turns the ball over more than Dirk Diggler

28. Detroit Lions-Finally! They showed some good stuff against the Vikings, too. Eight more years were talking super bowl with this team.

29. Kansas City Queefs-Still pretty irrelevant.

30. Tampa Bay Suckaneers-Ain't goin' nowhere without no quarterback.

31. St. Louis Rams-I feel bad for Stephen Jackson.

32. Cleveland Browns-They may give the Lions a break by going 0-16 this year. Mangini is a horse's ass, and it's pretty clear nobody even cares over there anymore.