Nam Trinh Blows Out Sholder In Visit To Winter Wonderland

Hear that loud obnoxious roaring noise coming from outside? That's the tennis world tragically imploding on itself.

Yesterday, tennis' "Asian Sensation" Nam Trinh, called by his rather superfluous group of national fans as "Eric", suffered a horrific shoulder injury that should keep him out of tennis for the next few years... and may lead to the end of his career.

Unfortunately, the incident occurred during a rather untimely trip to Utah for some slopage. What was supposed to be an innocent, yet secretive, show at a luxurious ski resort turned out to be a horrendous nightmare- leaving Trinh flailing in pain half way down a slope.

Trinh was noticed by multiple fans on the resort, not by his undeniable face which was covered up, but by his infamous tennis racket snow shoes. Onlookers said they were so excited to see Trinh show up, but were horrified to watch their favorite star go down.

Trinh's career is not the only thing in jeopardy. His endorsement with Disney, which features a line of Winnie The Poo themed tennis apparell and equipment could also be at a loss.

The chairman for Disney stated Friday morning that "Johnny Tsunami -esque performances are not condoned, and are embarrassing not only for the sport of tennis, but for the children and Winnie himself"

Apparently NFL quarterback Michael Vick will take up the endorsement opportunity left behind from Trinh by releasing "Vick and Friends" Velcro running shoes and winnie the poo dog leashes.

As for Trinh, his rendevous with the Ice Monster has landed him some longer vacation time- in a local hospital in Utah.

Trinh says rehabilitation will be difficult, but he plans on using his free time to perfect his latest edition of personally created software for his computer.

Without Trinh's little yellow balls, Tennis is projected to shoot down in the ratings. What we find to be very ironic, tennis this weekend will be replaced with broadcasts of international ping pong.