20 Things I Learned in Week 2 Of The NFL

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• Different stadium, same old Tony Romo. 127 yards passing, 1 TD, 3 INTs. Embarrassing. If I were staring at the Dallas Cheerleaders the whole game, I might throw a few myself.

• Jerry Jones is trying to make the new Cowboy stadium about giving the visitor the best experience possible. He sort of overlooked the Cowboys defense.

• Denver Broncos are the worst 2-0 team.

• Washington Redskins are by far the worst 1-1 team.

• I feel sorry for those that got stuck with the Oakland/KC game as their regional coverage. Same with the Washington/St. Louis game. You wish those matchups could be blacked out forever for the whole country.

• I just signed up for the NFL Red Zone channel this weekend and it's channel surfing without touching the remote. I love it. It's a dedicated channel that jumps from game to game depending on who is in the red zone. When no teams are in the red zone, it just goes to a game in progress. I don't know why but out of all the games, they kept jumping to the Oakland/KC game. I couldn't even watch for a minute.

• I still love it though. I barely moved from the front of my TV. It's like an itch. Once I you start itching, you can't stop.

• Mad respect for the New York Jets, who talked the talked and walked the walk. It's like telling your boss to "F$#@ off" and walking away with a job still. How did the Patriots not get fired up for this game? The Jets gave out so much bulletin board material, trees were begging them to stop!

• The Eagles are a different team on offense without McNabb. So Philly fans shouldn't be screaming for Garcia, Vick, or the most famous 3 year old girl in Philadelphia to throw the ball.

• There's going to be a lot of discussion about the Vikings going to the Super Bowl because they are 2-0. Remember they played the Browns and the Lions. Two perennial bad teams. Just like Floyd Mayweather Jr. easily beating up a lighter urine drinking Juan Manuel Marquez last night. Let them play someone their own size. I have no doubt the Browns and Lions drink urine though.

• It's week 2 but it's safe to say that Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees are going to dominate their position. If you have both on your fantasy, you're probably playing in a league with 10 year olds.

• Jim Zorn might be the dumbest coach in the NFL. Here's why. It was 4th and 1 at the St. Louis 2 yard line winning 9-7 at the 2 minute warning. Logic says go for the FG and force an inept St. Louis offense to score a TD to win. So he thinks, "It's one stinking yard! We're the Redskins. We can get it! Then the crowd will love me!" Clinton Porits runs for -2 yards. Brilliant. The Rams can win with a FG. I was hoping they would because of the stupidty. The Rams go four and out and he gets booed again when he calls for Skins to take knees and end the game with 1:32 left on the 4 yard line. That's a way to win over the fans!

• I said it last week and I'll say it again. I might just being saying it every week. The Redskins look good in the off-season giving away big contracts but are a horrible team. Four trips to the red zone. 3 FGs and a turnover on downs. Against the Rams.

• Drew Brees is going to break every passing record with this pace. If Terrell Owens played in this offense, he'd find something to complain about for sure.

• New Orleans looks great. Ravens look scary good, even though their defense isn't like the past. The Jets might be for real.

• My Jacksonville Jaguars are horrible and as a fan, I wouldn't buy tickets to a game (today there were about 15,000 available). I'm dating the NFL Red Zone channel now. They treat me better and don't disappoint me after buying an expensive dinner. Sorry Jaguars.

• I hate Jeff Reed. He cost me money today.

• The Cowboys walk through a lounge to come onto the field? Add the smoke, and it looked like a WWE entrance. Sports gamblers always say that sports is fixed.

• The NFL is a fickle league sometimes. Green Bay looks good one week. Horrible today. Tony Romo was loved last week. Hated this week. Patriots looked like Super Bowl contenders again. Now they looked old.

• Sunday goes by way too fast.