Bungee Cord Destroys Kid During Intense Training Session

Today’s workout: Five-mile run, 10 bungee cord sprints and one hypersonic lashing.

It would appear this was the workout scheduled for one young athlete, whose attempt at a resistance sprint turned into a brisk whipping after a bungee cord mishap.

Paul Sacca of Next Impulse Sports spotted footage of the accident. 

Saddled up in a bungee cord harness, our young, tragic hero takes off for the horizon. At the other end, the boy’s dad/trainer anchors the cable to provide some haunch-building resistance. 

Everything is fine until junior gets halfway down the length and Pops loses his grip. Then, you hear the sound. 

You’ve heard that sound before. That’s the whoosh of a model rocket ripping into the atmosphere, only in this case, it’s a water-ski handle ripping into the small of a teenager’s back.

The best part? His dad walks over to him like he’s about to tell him to walk it off. I’m sure he’s just going to check on his son, but his body language says “Get up, boy. Ten more! You gon’ learn today!” 

And that’s how you brand a big triangle onto someone’s back without their consent. 

On the bright side, although this kid might have a nasty welt after this beating, he’s an Illuminati for life now. 

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