NFL Under the Bleachers: June 17th

Under the BleachersContributor IJune 18, 2009

SANTA CLARA, CA - MAY 01:  Michael Crabtree #15 of the San Francisco 49ers looks on at practice during the 49ers Minicamp at their training facilities on May 1, 2009 in Santa Clara, California. Crabtree was the 49ers first round draft pick.  (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

Kiss Our Analysis: 2009 NFC West Preview

This is more than a preview—this is a football dissertation—enough numbers and scenarios to fulfill every fantasy player’s wildest fantasy. San Francisco fans will be pleased, and Seattle fans, prepare to be disappointed again. Why? The computer says so!

Nine Bills Ready to Break Out

Whoever thought that upstate New York could be exciting? Amazing what adding a guy like T.O. can do for a team. Both Trent Edwards and Steve Johnson are poised for big years, and for better or worse T.O. will have a major impact.

“Crabtree’s All That”

Every single year we see it: Some rookie gets a big head and holds out for a position we sports nerds would kill for. Well, Michael Crabtree isn’t that guy. We’re so sure he’ll show up at the 49ers training camp we even made a slideshow about it.

Packers With Something to Prove

Training camp is going to be a virtual football kumite in Green Bay—all the better for the Packers faithful. Jeremy Thompson at offensive line, Brandon Jackson at back. And then there’s Brett Favre, who will certainly be off...somewhere...proving something to...somebody.

Funniest Football Quotes Ever

This article kind of speaks for itself—in more ways than one. Comparing football players to hookers, Terry Bradshaw waxing poetic about his own stupidity, and Bo Jackson talking smack about his own mother. What more could you ask for?

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