WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw: Episode 14

Ah, fresh off Backlash. What will happen on Monday Night Raw!

For Smackdown, check Ray Bogusz.
For ECW, check Anonymous Guy.
For TNA, check Kevin Canny.
For the Highlight Reel, AkD.
For the Ohio Wrestling League, check out Jeff Gorman.

Now let's get going kiddies.

(Fireworks go off and the lights go out)

King: Why are the lights out?

???: For decades the wrestling business has needed a faction that can dominate and delight the crowd. For decades the business has needed a faction that can take a show and take the ratings up by 100%. That faction is here, and that faction is the future.

That faction is...Legacy!

Legacy comes out to their new theme "Raise Up" by Saliva. They walk out, three out of four wearing belts.

Orton: Boys, congratulations on one Hell of a night last night. Dibiase, Rhodes, you two snuck in and took the tag titles. I just wanted to say, great job. You two showed me and these people what it's like to be winners.

As for our other member, Tyson Kid. TK, man, you don't have any gold yet. But don't worry about that. I talked to Steph earlier, and because she's so excited about our victories, she's jumping you up in the rankings and giving you a shot at the Intercontinental Title tonight against CM Punk.

(TK is jumping around like a jackass as the people cheer for the blue chipper.)

Orton: Now, about this. (holds up the title) I am your new World Heavyweight Champion! (The crowd cheers Orton.) That's right! I'm glad you people are starting to realize who is truly deserving of your praise. Tonight we will celebrate by watching John Cena face off against Santino Marella. After that guys, it's a celebration for Legacy. Because let's face it. We're better than The Horsemen, we're better than D-X, we're better than the NWO, we're better than the Ministry, The Million Dollar Corporation...no offense Teddy. And we're certainly better than Evolution!

Shane is talking to APA

Shane: Boys, I'm sorry for what happened last night. But what happened happened. That's how the match is. There are no rules, I couldn't have helped you.

Bradshaw: I know Shane I know. It's fine. We just want a shot at any of the teams that we faced last night so we can...let off some steam.

Shane: Is that so? Good, because SOS and Finlay want some revenge from any team as well. And since you two beat the living Hell out of each other last night, they'd be perfect. Good luck. Oh, guys, your match is next.

Farooq: .....................................DAYAMN straight.

APA vs Irish Curse

APA comes out first. Bradshaw is holding his shoulder while Farooq is limping. SOS and Finlay follow, both men have tape around their arms. They get in the ring and run at APA, who side steps them. Irish Curse falls out of the ring.

Commercial.

We return to see Bradshaw being pounded on by SOS. He picks him up and applies the bearhug. He begins to crush the already injured back of Bradshaw, but he hits the damaged shoulders of SOS and he breaks the hold. He goes for a shoulder block, but SOS knees Bradshaw's gut and lifts his knee straight into the forehead of him.

He tags in Finlay. SOS picks Bradshaw up for a Celtic Driver, but Bradshaw gets out and pushes him into Finlay, who was on top of the ropes. Finaly falls over onto his shoulders. Bradshaw knocks him over and SOS accidentally Celtic Drives Finlay to the ground.

Bradshaw tags Farooq. He gets in and waits. Bradshaw picks Finlay up in power bomb fashion, and Farooq adds to the bomb. 1..2.. SOS breaks it up. SOS kicks Bradshaw in the head and applies a dragon sleeper on Finlay and Finlay locks in the Celtic Knot. Double submission move! Farooq is close to the ropes, but he taps out. He was too injured for the maneuvers.

SOS: Yes! Priceless, we are coming for you!

King: Wow, a pretty incredible match between the two teams, but Finlay and Sheamus O'Sheannussey use a double submission for the win.

Cole: Not bad, I think they could get far. What about you King?

King: I don't know, we'll see when everyone is healthy.

Kofi Kingston vs Rey Mysterio

King: Well Cole, tonight two former contenders for Punk's title are fighting for the right to...well...actually there is no right anymore. Steph made it clear that there is already a number one contender.

Cole: Well, I hope that this is still an interesting match. It should be, because both of these men are high flying and energetic.

Rey comes out looking satisfied.

Cole: He didn't win, but last night Punk got what he deserved from Ziggler and Braddock and the underdog. First a Dawn of Dolph, followed by a Braddock Lariat, and then a finish by Rey Mysterio.

Kofi follows, with a look like he just got some good news.

King: I wonder what that's about.

Kofi is smiling all the way to the ring. He gets in looking at Rey. They both have a smirk like they heard something back stage. What was it?

Rey starts off with a headscissor. He gets tossed into the ropes, and Rey hits the 619. Kofi rolls out the ring and Rey "chases him. The ref counts to 10.

Cole: What in God's name just..

King: I...I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen that before.

Commercial

Maryse talks about the title

Maryse comes out to the ring with the belt, followed by the mysterious masked man from Backlash.

Maryse: Hello everyone. Tonight I believe that I need to tell "you people" about my right hand...man here. Honey, take off the mask please.

The man takes off the mask and...it's Chris Masters!

Maryse: That's right! The Masterpiece Chris Masters! Candice tried to trick you into attacking me, but I showed you the light. I showed you what side to choose. You chose right, didn't you?

Chris smiles and leans in, but the lights go out.

It's dark for a while, you can see the silhouettes of Maryse and Masters panicking. All of the sudden, the place fills up with red fog...

King: Oh my God! Is it true?

The Boogeyman appears in the red light, right behind Masters and Maryse. He spits the worms into the faces of the couple. Maryse rolls out the ring and Masters gets caught with a Boogeyslam!

Cole: Whoa whoa whoa! We just got the return of Chris Masters...and the Boogeyman!?!? What a show!

King: I...I don't know what to say.

CM Punk vs TK

CM Punk gets to the ring first followed by TK. He goes to shake his hand, but Punk spits in his face. He tries to go for a punch, but Punk dodges and kicks him in the jaw. He then stomps out the young gun, and kicks TK in the gut. He gets outside the ropes, and when TK gets up he goes for the springboard clothesline, but TK jumps up with the dropkick and takes out Punk.

Punk tries to roll out, but TK grabs his legs and pulls him back in. He then picks him up and body slams him. He tries the springboard elbow, but Punk rolls out the way and jumps on him. He puts him in the recliner, and TK almost taps, but he grabs the ropes.

Punk sets him up for the GTS, but Braddock, Dolph, and Mysterio come out to the ramp. Punk drops him and gets distracted. He screams at the three and they tell him to turn around. He does and...well...he got a kick straight to the back of the head, followed by the elbow. 1..2..3! New Intercontinental Champion!

King: We have a new complete faction! Legacy has every belt except the Women's title, but there's a chance that it could happen. There are many women wrestlers out there who could make an excellent addition to the faction.

Cole: Well, Randy must be proud of his boys. They just screwed four men out of their titles. I can't say I'm happy about it, but they have showed their intelligence.

John Cena vs Santino Marrella

John Cena comes down to the ring with nothing but aggression. He waits for Santino. When he gets in the ring, Cena hits the Protoplex right off, followed by the 5-Knuckle Shuffle and F-U. He applies the STFU and wins the match.

Orton: Well Cena, that's one win, it's gonna take a while to get...our attention.

Steph: He won't get my attention. That was Santino, but he can't take you.

Legacy is seen walking to the limo, but something is wrong with it. It is filled with concrete and sprayed with D-X logos all over it. There is a delivery man by the car.

DM: I'm here to give you this.

Teddy: What is it Randy?

Orton: ....Hehe. It's a chicken...

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