If you’re unfamiliar with theredzone.org, it’s a poor man’s version of Pro Football Talk. In it’s poorness comes local details of teams and players that otherwise go unreported in the ESPN world.
In other words, it’s worth checking out. If nothing else, you’ll get some unintentionally hilarious pictures and headlines. See below …
Antoine Winfield lost the ability to speak years ago, and the evidence is clear. Ha.
1985 - Billy Martin becomes manager of the Yankees for the fourth time. Seriously George, four times? You’re not getting a Calzone.
1997 - The late Owen Hart defeats Rocky Maivia for the Intercontinental Championship. Rocky would eventually morph into the leader of a group of black supremacists, which ultimately led to his further metamorphosis as the Rock. It’s a recipe for success that should be duplicated.
1998 - Juan Gonzalez sets a record for the Month of April with 35 RBI. Juan was really a great player back in the day, but gymany christmas, he was injury-prone. What’s that? Hold on … okay, reports suggest Juan just blew out his retina.###MORE###
Pedro Gomez, ESPN -No matter the circumstance, Pedro’s “happy place” always involves Barry Bonds dancing around his head in tighty-whities.
Even though he recently married swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker about a week ago, tennis star Andy Roddick still isn’t over his ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore.
Apparently Roddick quickly got engaged to Decker after learning Moore was headed for the altar with rocker Ryan Adams.
No clue who this Ryan Adams character is but apparently, this sassy Brooklyn lady is none too pleased with Mr. Roddick’s emotion swings.
It’s a tremendous problem to be emotionally involved with two beautiful women. But, Andy. Come on. Everyone loves their first car, but when they finally upgrade to a Porsche, they forget about that old Toyota Corolla with a missing plastic hubcap.