Jason Taylor Doesn't Want The Jets and The Jets Don't Want That Dancer!

Free agent defensive end Jason Taylor told a reporter last week that he would like to return to Miami to play for the Dolphins this upcoming season and he likely would not even consider signing a contract with the New York Jets.

"It'd be very, very, very difficult. Very difficult," said the 2006 AP NFL Defensive Player of the Year and recent performer on Dancing with the Stars. "But at the end of the day, if you can't find a job anywhere else and the Jets call, I guess you've got to retire or go play."

Taylor, 34, a six-time Pro Bowler who evidently cares more about doing the electric slide than playing pigskin, was released last month by the Washington Redskins for refusing to participate in off-season workouts.

Despite squandering a second-round pick in this month’s draft and a sixth-round pick in 2010 to the Dolphins last year to obtain Taylor, releasing the former University of Akron All-American is a vintage case of addition by subtraction for the Skins.

Taylor performed feebly on the gridiron in Landover, Maryland throughout the 2008 campaign when he wasn’t sidelined by one pink injury after another and his firing already has fans in D.C. justifiably singing “Hail to the Redskins.”

The New York Jets and their new Head Coach, Rex Ryan, have done a tremendous job this offseason assembling quality players that should make the Jets very formidable on the defensive side of the ball and it’s comedic that Taylor thinks that Gang Green’s hierarchy would covet a decaying player such as himself.

“The Jets are the Jets,” said Taylor, apparently oblivious to the fact that New York has made the playoffs twice as many times this decade (4) as have the Dolphins(2).

“I’ve had a lot of history saying bad things about Jets fans. The Fireman hat guy (Fireman Ed) and all of the people in New York that are Jets fans are not the ones that are working on Wall Street. I’ve said all of those things. So I’ve got to leave it at that.”

“Fireman Ed” Anzalone is a valiant and courageous member of New York’s Bravest.

Jason Taylor is a clown pocket who wants Patrick Swayze’s character in the film Dirty Dancing to fit him with a customized pair of Arabian Goggles.

Genuine Jets fans would turn green at the sight of Taylor playing football in East Rutherord for their team and one can only hope that he never even approaches exit 16W on the New Jersey Turnpike this coming autumn.

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