Top 10 Worst NFL Related Bets in Vegas This Year

      10.  Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen vs. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson in a coed tag team   

             wrestling match on pay-per-view.

·         Tony and Jess are odds-on favorites; apparently Jess has been getting her weight up for the fight.

9.  No one in the NFL gets arrested.

·         Seriously you have better odds of having your winning lottery ticket struck by lightning.

8. Mercury Morris shuts up and goes away when a team is still undefeated halfway through the season.

·         The guy averaged 500 yards and less than four TDs per year over his career and every year he feels the need to get in front of the camera and bad mouth any undefeated team as if he was the reason the Dolphins were good.

7. Michael Vick fails to get reinstated, takes job as dog groomer

·         I still don’t get how people defend this guy. I know he didn’t kill anyone, but strangling dogs is usually reserved for future serial killers. I also think it is insulting to black men, people, dogs, gamblers, and possibly anthropologists when people suggest that dog fighting is a cultural thing and the conviction was a form of discrimination.

6. Kyle Orton’s neck beard becomes a new fashion trend in Denver.

·         I realize that Denver is a very au natural city, but the neck beard takes it too far.

5. Mel Kiper’s hair moves

·         This '80s hair helmet thing he has going on is almost as annoying as his arrogance. This guy is one of the most overrated analysts and I find it hilarious when he gets all flustered whenever McShay disagrees with him.

4. We make it through an entire season without someone mentioning Ed Hochuli’s arms

·         We get it, you’re ripped, now put some sleeves on

3. Detroit drafts a WR in the first round

·         I think a lynch mob would show up at the new GM’s house before the end of the round

2. Jeff George realizes he is too old to play football.

·         He hasn’t thrown a pass since 2001, yet he still gets on every radio show he can begging fans to demand their team give him a tryout. He has even gone as far as to suggest collusion stating that he knows he is better than most of the backups in the league. Hey Jeff you’re 42, that’s right 42! You haven’t played in eight years! Buy a sports car and some Viagra and call it a night.

1. Tom Brady struggles but the rules don’t change

·         He fumbles, but the tuck rule saves him. He gets hurt, the defense gets shackled. Why is it that no other QB gets the protection he does? Warner didn’t get the tuck rule call. Palmer, Culpepper, and numerous others have had season ending injuries and no one blinked. What will it be this year? Will they find a way to take interceptions away if Brady throws too many?