Semi-Live With Joe Burgett: Ain't No Stoppin Hip Hop? Episode 1

Announcer: And now, for the hundreds in attendance, and for the millions reading at home semi-live....here he is.....Jooooooooeeeeee Buuurrrrggeettt!!!!!!

Joe: Hello and welcome into Semi-Live with Joe Burgett, we call it Semi-Live because it's not live, but it is when your reading it.

We have a great show tonight, AkD is here.

cheers

Yes, yes, AkD is here to promote his new book Ain't No Stoppin me Now: What is in a 3 Letter Name?

My producer said it was a good book, but I don't know. I didn't read it sorry to say. Hopefully he didn't hear that backstage. But anyway it has been an interesting week here in B/R.

Some news for you guys—Stoker Dafire and Josh "The Future" Swell are going to be duking it out at Wrestlemania.

Ya, I had no idea until today that was happening. I say Swell comes out and gets his stunt double to fight. Doesn't want to hurt his face of course. Oh well.

Suddenly a screen pops up, with a familiar man on it. He is in a padded room with a straight jacket on

Berg: Joe! Joe! Joe!

Joe: Crap! I mean, Berg, how the heck are ya?

Berg: Well as good as I'll ever be I guess, it is a bit weird here.

Joe: I'd imagine so Berg, you shouldn't have gone crazy on our Spanish show Joe, Dos, Tres. I mean they don't take kindly to the mentally insane there

Berg: No Joe, they don't. But I was not put in there because of that.

Joe: Really? Well if you were not in for that, then why?

Berg: Well Joe, for some reason they were fine with the craziness through the country. But not ok with me winning in a chili contest. They said I was crazy for adding the habanero pepper. I thought they were Mexicans.

Joe: Wait Wait Berg, how did you get in there over a chili contest? That is impossible, I mean how can you?

Berg: Well they speak Spanish here Joe, and do not understand English.

Joe: Ok Berg, but that still does not explain how you got in there over a chili contest.

Berg: Well as I was leaving, I took some chili with me.

Joe: Ok, and?

Berg: They said it was "illega" or something like that. And they started speaking Spanish, but I had no idea what they were saying. They took me to jail—then I went to interrogation.

They spoke Spanish there and had no idea what I was saying. So they thought I was crazy and put me here.

Joe: Stupid Mexicans...I mean weird Berg. Wait, how did you get a camera in there? I mean seriously?

Berg: Ummm Joe, do I really have to tell you how?

Joe: No Berg. No you do not. We'll be right back

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Joe: And we are back! My guest at this time is a former Article of the Day winner from Bleacherreport.com and author of the new book Ain't No Stoppin me Now: What is in a 3 Letter Name?... AkD!

AkD comes walking out and sits down by the desk where Joe is at

Joe: Well AkD thanks for being on the show. Nice beard.

AkD: Ya, thanks for having me.

Joe: No prob. Well you just wrote a book called Ain't No Stoppin me Now: What is in a 3 Letter Name? Why don't you tell us about it.

AkD: Its a good book.

Joe: Ok. That sounds cool and all, but can you tell us what is in it?

AkD: No.

Joe: Why not? I mean don't you want to promote it?

AkD: Yes.

Joe: Ok then, so tell us about the book.

AkD: I don't want to.

Joe: Why dude?

AkD: I don't want to be a writer.

Joe: Ok, then why are you here?

AkD: I want to make a career change.

Joe: Ok, you want to make a career change? A career change to what?

AkD: A hip hop artist.

Joe: Ok, I didn't know you could sing.

AkD: I can't.

Joe: Then why are you going to be a hip hop artist? That makes no sense. You're crazier than Berg, and that is saying something. I mean he fell of the stupid tree and fell to the stupid ground and rolled in the stupid grass.

AkD: So?

Joe: So you may want to stick to what you're good at.

AkD: I don't want to. I have a great single on the way. And my brother-in-law will record my career in hip hop and make it big headlines where I will attack an unsuspecting heckler on the outside. I mean, I will do a concert, where he will record.

Joe: Oh and what is this great single? I have to know.

AkD: It is called "Look at me Look at me I am AkD!" You want to hear it?

Joe: No, please spare us. And will you please leave?

AkD: No, I like it here. The seat is nice and warm. Plus my hip-hop career will be better than that soap opera you did and Joe, Dos, Tres

Joe: Ok, Security!

AkD: They can't understand you man.

Joe: Oh and why is that?

AkD: They don't speak English.

Joe: Darn, I forgot. They are the guys we borrowed from Joe, Dos, Tres. Why do we have to have the idiots? Ok we are ending this.

Tune in next week on Semi-Live with Joe Burgett, hopefully we will have someone who will actually talk about what they are here to talk about.