Tom Brady: Worst Quarterback in The NFL (Humor)

Josh BAnalyst IMarch 14, 2009

Last year, Tom Brady came off one of the worst seasons in NFL history. It's become a universal fact that he is terrible. 2007 didn't help too much either.

Don't believe the media. Brady sucks and you know it.

Here's some reasons that will hopefully convince you that he sucks.

He had great receivers.

Seriously, would Brady have ever accomplished anything without Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Deion Branch, Troy Brown, David Givens, or Reche Caldwell?

Here's a clue: Did he ever?

If it weren't for great receiving corps that included guys like Caldwell and Jabar Gaffney, Brady wouldn't be very good.

Peyton Manning, on the other hand, has been great without Marvin Harrison and he's been great without Reggie Wayne.

Look at Matt Cassel.

When Brady went down with an injury, I couldn't have been more happy. It would either prove that Brady was a system QB or that Belichick completely depended on Brady. There were no other possibilities.

However, neither of those possibilities are particularly evident with the 11-5 record. Therefore both must be the case.

Brady was a sixth round pick. Cassel was a seventh round pick. It would seem that anyone you find could succeed in Belichick's system.

Brady sucks in the postseason.

Brady has lost three playoff games in his career. Yet people can't seem to comprehend how bad that really is...

That's more combined playoff losses than Joey Harrington, David Carr, JaMarcus Russel, the aforementioned awful quarterback Matt Cassel, Brady Quinn, Derek Anderson, and Matt Leinart.

Don't even get me started on Super Bowl losses. Most quarterbacks are at least able to go a whole career without losing in the Super Bowl. Not to mention incomplete passes in the playoffs.

He cheated!

I saved the biggest reason for last.

The Patriots videotaped other teams' signals and I don't understand why they haven't been kicked out of the NFL.

Spygate is something that only the Patriots have been caught doing and they won every game because of it.

Anyone else notice that the only game they lost in the 18-1 season was the one after senator Arlen Specter spoke against Spygate?

That must mean that they won every game that season because of it.


How can you put this guy in the same sentence as Manning when you can't put him in the same sentence as Joey Harrington?

Brady was one of the worst QB's in the NFL last year and was never very good in the first place.

He'd probably lose every game if he didn't cheat and he'd probably lose even more than that if you took away his great receivers.

I don't know about you, but if I'm building a team, I want a quarterback who doesn't lose in the Super Bowl.


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