Introducing “The Monthly Mustache Shakedown”…

Any faithful reader knows that the JoeSportsFan editorial, janitorial, and predatorial staff love two things: high- and low-quality sports entertainment (especially the ridiculous stuff); as well as thick, rich, luxurious mustaches. Indeed, our Worthless Card Collection is filled with high-quality lip sweaters (or the Latin, “labia sebucula”) on many meaningless former ballplayers.

This week we introduce a new monthly feature we call the “Monthly Mustache Shakedown“.

Each month we’ll introduce a new mustache category.  It could be the “Best 1960s Pro Football Mustaches,” the “Best Boston Celtics Mustaches,” or the “Best Midgets in Sports Mustaches.”  The possibilities are endless. 

Each week during the following month, we’ll introduce a new mustached athlete from the category, and we’ll seek your feedback after each introduction as to who else we should consider within the category.

At the end of the month, we’ll take your vote and see who you deem as the best mustache wearer of the exclusive group.

To get things started, and considering that Spring Training in full bloom…and with JoeSportsFan based in St. Louis (home of the world’s largest mustache—The Gateway Arch), we begin our first “Monthy Mustache Shakedown” with a look at the following category…

Best St. Louis Cardinals Relievers Mustaches.

Check back later today for this month’s first competitor.