Viva la Revolucion!

This country was founded on revolution and if our forefathers knew what football was, and enjoyed it, I'm sure they would be proud of the people over at WhoDeyRevolution.

The Cincinnati Bengals are horrible.

I personally could never get tired of typing that phrase, because if any of you reading this have ever been to Cincinnati, you know it's a horrible place where dreams go to die and everything is covered in filth.

Nothing good shall ever come from that vile place, nor is there be anything to be proud of in that steaming shit pile of a city.

Here Cincy, I'll save you some money for your next tourism campaign: "Cincinnati, at least we're not Dayton or Detroit!"

I digress. The Bengals are terrible, actually...they're the worst.

I found out from the WhoDey site that the Bengals 101-186-1 since Mike Brown took the reigns of the team from his father after his death in 1991. Well that record comes out to the lowest winning percentage in all of the four major U.S. sports.

That means the Bengals have sucked worse than the Clippers, the Pirates, the Nationals, and (insert team synonymous with losing here). That's so bad it makes Matt Millen look like a fucking genius.

Ponder that one for a few minutes, but not too long, because you'll have an aneurysm and die.

So what is WhoDeyRevolution doing? Well besides being honest and referring to themselves as douchebags, they're doing everything in their power to boycott the Bengals, and encourage others to do the same.

The goal of this is to eventually send a message to Mike Brown and have him step down as general manager.

Here's the problem: the NFL is a moneymaking juggernaut, the odds are stacked against them.

So, they're reverting to any tactic they can to subvert the current regime in Cincinnati—including starting their own "Project Mayhem."

I would have to say my favorite Project Mayhem task they've done to date would have to be when they actually snuck 1,000 urinal cakes into Paul Brown Stadium that read "98-186-1, Get Pissed!".

Note: If you do not know what "Project Mayhem" is, I suggest you catch up on some required watching.

I doubt that this will ever lead to a change in Cincinnati, but it's good to see them try.

Nice try Cincinnati!