WWE Merchandise: 7 Weirdest and Worst John Cena Items Available

WWE has of course tried to cash in on John Cena's immense popularity with the usual merchandise, T-shirts and DVDs.  In order to scrap every penny it can out of Cena's star power, though, it's gone far more outside of the box than that.

For the maniacal John Cena fan, there's almost no end to the junk you can buy with his name and grinning face on it.

These fans aren't satisfied with a pair of wristbands and a baseball cap; they have to have their neck and fingers covered with Cena gear as well.  

The truly devoted Cena nuts will pull out their credit card for things that they or no one ever needs.

Snowman Ornament

This creepy Christmas decoration is an explosion of purple and yellow.  

Even though it proclaims that it can't be seen, chances are if you stick this on your tree it will stand out.  

A muscle-bound John Cena Christmas decoration would have probably sold well. Kids love Cena and kids love Christmas.  

Just having the former WWE champ posing in his ring gear didn't have enough Christmas in it, so WWE instead forced this snowman into the Cenation.  

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 6/10

No-Neck Dolls

Making a squeezable and huggable John Cena doll for all his little fans is a great idea. Making it look like Kevin James, not the best move.  

The makers of this doll clearly were not anatomy experts.

They forgot to include the neck and that mess of lines around the stomach muscles is just odd. The end result is a toy that looks nothing like Cena and is something most children would cringe at.  

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 10/10

Keychain Cena

Continuing in the vein of atrocious depictions of John Cena, this keychain figure could just as easily be Chandler from Friends as it could be Cena.

Had the designers not seen Cena's face before?

It looks nothing like him even with the jean shorts on. They are seemingly attempting to create his famous "You Can't See Me" wave of the hand, but here it looks more like a big shrug.

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 8/10

Scarf

You already have a John Cena cap, wristbands, T-shirt, shoes, shorts and pendant, but shouldn't your neck also let the world know who you're favorite wrestler is?

The Harry Potter-inspired scarf not only puts you in a unique category of Cena devotee, but it keeps you warm as well.

The only trouble you may run into is finding an outfit that doesn't clash with your new item. A green Cena cap and orange Cena shirt may look a little off with this.

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 7/10

Garden Gnome

The Rock hilariously made fun of this odd trinket on an episode of Raw. It's an easy target.

It appeals to such a small slice of the WWE audience that one has to wonder how this got approved. Who exactly is buying this?

Very young John Cena fans want something they can play with, something they put in their room, not some bearded statue that gets stuck outside. 

Garden gnomes are a weird concept anyway. Combining them with wrestling is not the best mashup of all-time.  

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 8/10

Halloween Costume

Kids are going to want to be their favorite wrestler for Halloween. That's understandable.  

Why someone would spend money on a costume composed of gear readily available elsewhere is the perplexing question.

The wristbands, cap and shirt are essentials any self-respecting John Cena fan already has. Go to any WWE show (except maybe in Chicago) and you'll see swarms of kids dressed like this.

Granted, they don't have the crappy fake muscles that this costume has, but at least they aren't big enough suckers to put money down for this.

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 9/10

Ring

If you want John Cena around with you at all times, carrying him on your finger might be the best option.

Even if this looked like Cena's face, it'd still be an ugly accessory. Few face-based pieces of jewelry have ever looked good.  

This just looks like some angry man with a crew cut that will stare at everyone from the comfort of your hand.  

As a bonus, it comes in a classic black ring box, so if you want your girlfriend to stop begging you about getting married, just pop the question with this thing.

Level of Cena Devotion Needed to Purchase: 9/10