I Hear Voices, Pt. 11: Jeff Hardy's Return Plot Revealed, Cage's Return Date

This is AkD and I've got some huge news concerning Wrestlemania 25!

WWE officials have been buzzing about Jeff Hardy's return this Friday on Smackdown! Rumor has it Christian will play a huge role in the Elimination chamber at No Way Out!

I'll get to that in moment but in case anyone didn't know,  I'm a member of both VLR, and BRB, and I've added my own extension, "iM Inspiration Ent." I've gotten some insider information and....Bop bop..bop bop bopppppp I'm loving it! *McDonald's Loving it theme plays*(Mr. Uno and the McNuggets wobble in).

Mr. Uno: Thanks for the introduction AkD, but I'm No. 1 so Everyone knows me! Speaking of inspiration, that's what I am. People adore me. Me and my Nuggets were walking on our way to WWE Titan Towers and.....

AkD:  I have some...

Aj A-Hole: Don't interrupt Mr. Uno!

AkD: This was my time.....

Aj A-Hole: Don't interrupt Mr. UNO! fumnssahu kiiagaf nhgafra' jhsgauab

AkD: What the hell are you saying!?

Aj A-Hole: Its French! Any person with a brain would know what that is!

Mr. Uno: Enough! On the way to Titan Towers, we ran into a mother a little girl who dropped her toy, which got ran over by a car. I approached them and told them I was going to make everything better....I gave her an autograph.

AkD: I don't think..

Ham-BERG-lar: Don't think what!? Mr. Uno is the bestest writer in the whole wide community! We went to Burger King and his crown said No. 1. Why would do that?

AkD: Maybe he was first in line?

Aj A-Hole: Hhaygao hhsoauih jfloajhhdl

Ham-BERG-lar: NO! He's the best! Number 1 writer! I haven't really seen him, but I just I know he's the best! Do you think one day....I could possibly....get your autograph please?

Mr. Uno: One day, one day young fan.

Aj A-Hole: Aren't you and Berg the sam....

Mr. Uno: Anyway!! like I said, I'm the only inspiration around here and my ass-ass-ins will dominate B/R and and the entire Amazon rain forest canopy!

Ham-BERG-lar: We will prepare for for destinies, and maybe one day when i've done enough butt kissing, i'll get my autograph

McNuggets (Rest of ass-ass-ins): "In unison": Can we go back to the playhouse Mr.Uno?

Mr.Uno: Its a Crow's nest! no Bird tower....NO NO I mean secret lair

Aj A-Hole: hhjgyfhc' Jkbsgfi hdhodvnb

Mr. Uno: Will you stop that!? No one obviously understands you and you need to be doing more important thnigs like kiss my a**, and telling me that I'm number 1.

Aj A-Hole: Ok Uno, I never knew French, I just had a french for dummies book and watched Nick jr. I'm sorry I just wanted to be cool *starts crying* I see AkD, BRB, VLR, they're soo cool...and me!? I'm a guy with an Aj Styles picture, who pretends to talks french, gets owned on the comment boards....I'm sorry Berg....

AkD: Berg! I thought he was....

McNuggets: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Somebody is in trouble

Mr.Uno: Somebody shut does Nuggets up! Why don't you just wobble and shut up!? Please just wobble, no more talking, just wobble behind the greatest writer to grace B/R's wrestling section.

McNuggets: Ahhh UNO...

Mr. Uno: No! don't interrupt! Its AkD! You did this! I wanted to help B/R and you bad mouth my name!

AkD: Umm I was here firr....

Mr. Uno: All I want is for B/R to be a better a place....and bow down to me and my nuggets and accept that I'm the best writer in the wrestling section! AkD I applaud you for this. It was assuming and all, how you came to talk about how I was your inspiration and...

Ham-BERG-lar: SIR!

Mr.Uno: You have to call me #1

Ham-BERG-lar: BUT SIR!

MR. UNO: Call be #!

Ham-BERG-lar: Number 1! The BK Kids are here..and they have sweet and sour sauce!

Mr.UNO: I don't want to get dunked!....A-Hole protect me! Through the back hurry!

Aj A-Hole: haho;hfosihf lhglohj   hufgialgd;l ;liyhfig

McNuggets: The White Castle Crusaders are coming from the back we're surrounded!!

Mr.Uno: Holy Whopper! I'm too young to get dunked!? I'm number 1, what will happen to my entire BK Value meal toy collection? I..haven't..I haven't even given the priest my autograph yet! Whos gonna suck up to me?!

Ham-BERG-lar: Sir if someone dunks you, then they'll be no more number #1

Mr.Uno: Everyone one get your wings out!! We're flying back to the coop!

Ham-BERG-lar: They're coming I don't think we'll make it!

Mr. Uno: Hurry! slow them down then! Sacrifice the McNuggets!

Ham-BERG-lar: Sir how many (crying).....Sir! How many McNuggets!!! (Tears streaming down his eyes)

Mr-Uno: 8.....

Ham-BERG-lar: An 8-piece?

Mr.Uno: .....80 piece McNugget offering

McNuggets: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ham-BERG-lar: Sir there has to be another way...Aj help us!

Aj A-Hole: ghggfyv; hauigy akhvbsoj

Mr.Uno: SACRAFICE THE NUGGETS!! NOW!!!! FOR THE SAKE OF THE ASS-ASS-INS! OUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON THIS!

Ham-BERG-lar: (crying hysterically) I'm...soooo sorry

McNuggets: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The Nuggets are thrown into sweet and sour sauce then are ripped apart and eaten. SIZZZZZ (The rest are thrown on a grill to be re-cooked)

Mr.Uno: (Flying back to the bird tower with Aj A-Hole, and Ham-BERG-lar) We lost a lot of soliders....ass-ass-ins...

Ham-BERG-lar: Aren't we all nuggets?

Mr.Uno: WE'RE ASS-ASS-INS and we must continue the battle for B/R...and most importantly...FAST FOOD DOMINANCE!

AkD: Hello!? Anyone there? Can I have some ketchup? These nuggets are great!

- This has been a BRB, VLR, and an "iM Inspiration Ent." Production