#EPL: Season Recaps for All 20 Premier League Teams in 140 Characters or Less

Raise your hand if you saw the 2011-12 season ending with Manchester City scoring two goals in injury time against a 10-men Queens Park Rangers side.

Thought so.

From Chelsea rising from the ashes of an inept manager in Andre Villas-Boas to Bolton going from a 4-0 win on opening day to relegation this past Sunday, the Premier League was at its best this year.

None of the newly relegated teams—Swansea City, Norwich City nor Queens Park Rangers—were relegated while Newcastle United made it back to a European cup for the first time since 2007.

Recapping the seasons of all 20 top-flight clubs should be near impossible.

If you're taking yourself seriously that is.

Without much more ado about nothing, I give you season recaps for all 20 Premier League clubs in 140 characters or less—perfect for all the clubs' media departments to use on their official Twitter accounts.

20. Wolverhampton

@OfficialWolves: We're probably ranked too high.

19. Blackburn

@OneRovers: A chicken running onto the pitch is the endearing image of our season. I'll let that one sink in. *Account deleted*

18. Bolton

@OfficialBWFC: Owen Coyle was saying all season that he thought Bolton was a Championship team. #becarefulwhatyouwishfor

17. Queens Park Rangers

@OfficialQPR: RT @Joey7Barton: I don't give a f*** if I got three times as many f***ing cards as goals this season! We're still f***ing safe! F*** you!

16. Aston Villa

@AVFCOfficial: You're welcome, @Arsenal. #COYS

15. Wigan Athletic

@LaticsOfficial: Moses led Latics to the promised land, earned £10 million price tag. Jesus wept.

14. Stoke City

@OfficialSCFC: Screw it, we're naming Chris Foy player of the season.

13. Sunderland

@SAFCOfficial: At least we made Ryan Giggs cry. #consectatioexcellentiae

12. Norwich City

@NorwichCityFC: Why is Paul Lambert thinking about leaving us for Aston Villa? That's like dumping Kate Middleton for Kate Moss!

11. Swansea City

@SwansOfficial: We finished 11th? In the Premiere League? How do you say "drunk" in Welsh?!

10. West Bromwich Albion

@WBAFCOfficial: (This account has been suspended due to the fact that no one really cares about West Bromwich Albion.)

9. Fulham

@FulhamFC: People will still like us even if we sell Clint Dempsey...right? Hello? Anybody? Is this thing on?

8. Liverpool

@LFC: Oh, man. We did worse than Everton?

7. Everton

@Everton: Oh, man. We did better than Liverpool?

6. Chelsea

@chelseafc: Firing A-V-B! It's as easy as 1-2-3! Or as simple as Do-Re-Mi! A-V-B, baby, you and me!

5. Newcastle United

@NUFCOfficial: Europa League! WHAT! *drops mic on the ground and walks away*

4. Tottenham

@SpursOfficial: *gives middle finger to @theFAdotcom*

3. Arsenal

@Arsenal: Who is this Piers guy who keeps clogging up our mentions?

2. Manchester United

@ManU_FC: Never fear, United fans. Working hard this summer—putting corks back in champagne bottles and selling off all those "back-to-back" t-shirts.

1. Manchester City

@MCFC: Why always us?