Trent Richardson Wrestling: Reason 1,455 You Should Draft Him

Today’s scouting process is absurd. It is weird. It is invasive. The amount of details taken into consideration when evaluating if or when you should draft a player is not an exact science. It is more of a mad science.

I preface with this because there will be at least one scout somewhere across the United States that will watch the following video of Trent Richardson wrestling three men, all while an adorable dog sort of shuffles in and out of the picture, that makes a direct evaluation on how this videotaped encounter can somehow better their team.

He's not really wrestling them, more of the classic roughhousing in the front lawn. Richardson, outside of the pre-Combine Vontaze Burfict, is probably the last 2012 prospect I'd like to fake-wrestle anywhere, for the record.

Cleveland, for the love of everything, just look at the size of this young man that may or may not be made out of a rare form of metal, and draft him to run over larger, weaker men immediately.