WWE: The 10 Most Embarrassing Items on WWE Shop

WWE Shop is a fantastic website for getting authentic clothing and cool bundles of anything regarding WWE. However, the site may just take that "anything" part a little bit too seriously. WWE Shop has constantly developed things to try and improve traffic. Those that were great sellers are probably not on the site anymore. There were popular limited edition t-shirts that came in, but there have been just as many duds. With it being WrestleMania season, new gear and new merchandise is being released.

Will we really buy anything from WWE? I guess the answer is yes. If you are looking at defending the website for their ethic of trying to please fans' demands, just look at some of this stuff. It's hard to imagine that fans want to buy this stuff, let alone see it on the website. Here are 10 items currently on WWE Shop that are just plain embarrassing to see on there.

10) Kofi Kingston Standee

WWE Shop has a few popular superstars that have posed for cardboard cutouts. When all of your friends have left you alone due to your budding wrestling obsession, WWE Shop allows you to buy your own friends in the form of your favorite superstar as an inanimate object.

Together, you can go places and have hours of fun that wouldn't be quite the same as your imaginary friends. Besides, people think you're crazy when you're talking to yourself. Now, you're hanging out with Kofi Kingston. Who's crazy now?

Retail Value: $34.99

9) John Morrison Women's T-Shirt

John Morrison has left WWE and has been gone since December. This has not prevented WWE Shop from trying to sell their remaining stock of JoMo gear. The men's shirts are gone, leaving the ladies to still enjoy this deal. At this point, the shirts could even be used to dry up slobber after Jack Swagger promos. Instead, WWE Shop is trying to make any last bit of money that they can from Morrison.

The hope of having Morrison return still lives, but don't expect to see Morrison's face on the site after his remaining merchandise is gone. He's an alumni to WWE until he pops up at a big wrestling company.

Retail Value: $14.99

8) John Cena Alarm Clock

This was one of the things that The Rock made fun of in a promo a week and a half ago. He couldn't believe that this was a clock that was made. I can't say I don't blame him slightly. It is a little bit pointless to have a basic alarm clock get sold just because it has John Cena's logo on it.

Does this thing at least play his music or his voice when the alarm goes off?

Retail Value: $14.99

7) WWE Titantron Tower

What the heck is this thing?

I remember having a wrestling stage when I was younger that had the ability to, with the right action figures, trigger the entrance theme of that superstar. That was what I thought a titantron stage should look like because it's sort of like the real thing.

This, on the opposite end of the spectrum, is nothing like the real thing. It's like something WCW would have hatched up. This doesn't even mention that this is for the WWE Rumblers line, which allows this thing to get flipped off of or through the screens. Why would you want to do that?

Retail Value: $24.99

6) Rock Baby Creeper

I wish it was a better name than a creeper, but that's what these things are called for infants. It isn't too often that you have definitions for a shirt that also wraps under your legs and is held together with buttons. Still, a creeper probably shouldn't be the name of a child's clothing.

Let's get back on topic, which is that this is a way for an infant to represent their Team Bring It status. It doesn't say "Boots To Asses", like the adult ones have said. Instead, these creepers say "Small Dog Big Bite." That still makes it kind of odd to me.

Retail Value: $14.99

5) Rock Gnome

Speaking of The Rock, remember when he kept making fun of John Cena and specifically hounded him for having a garden gnome? Guess what, Rocky? You have one too. This is awkward...

Retail Value: $19.99

4) Zack Ryder Broski Wig

So not only does WWE Shop want me to wear a headband supporting an Internet darling that has become total sellout, but they expect it to be okay to put spiky hair on top? This is absolutely moronic to wear. Actual spiky hair can look pretty cool, but this wig just doesn't seem flattering on anybody. It just looks idiotic and forced. Luckily, this is the only wig sold at WWE Shop. That makes it one more wig than there should be.

Retail Value: $21.99

3) Undertaker Nightlight

Nightlights are great ways to see at night and, for children, deter away monsters. Nothing quite does the job of scaring monsters like The Undertaker, who can creep in the night. It's nice to know that The Phenom and his patented purple light will patrol around you and be certain that no one is coming to get you.

Retail Value: $9.99

2) Sin Cara Jacket

Wait, you mean I get to wear the same jacket as Sin Cara? How could I pass up the chance to have the same jacket as everyone's favorite underachieving lucha libre superstar? There are all of those great times that Sin Cara wears the jacket, like when he appears at the top of the ramp and takes it off. There's also that time when...uhm...okay, so that's the only time he ever wears it, and he takes it off almost immediately.

So, why exactly am I supposed to buy this thing again?

Retail Value: $34.99

1) Ezekiel Jackson Magic Mug

This technically comes from WWE Create, the custom shop linked to WWE Shop. On that site, there are basic objects that can have customized photos put onto them. That's a great thing to make something you wouldn't normally see every day.

This is number one because it is one of the pictures available, a shot of a flexing Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson is able to be placed on to a coffee mug. It isn't just a normal coffee mug, though. This magical mug starts off black, but turns white on the outside when a hot beverage is poured in.

There's some kind of racial message there. You start off black, get some heat on you, then end up blending in. Words to live by, I suppose.

Retail Value: $15.99

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