Worst Super Bowl Commercials 2012: GoDaddy and Ads That Left Us Feeling Empty

The Super Bowl ads certainly had some great moments, like the Matthew Broderick Honda commercial. The Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno Acura spot was equally noteworthy; and, of course, the scores of big budget films we got a sneak peek at like The Avengers, John Carter and Battleship.

Yet, there were some misses...

GoDaddy

The Internet hosting giant gave us another soft-core porn teaser with less than amazing "eye candy."

How many shameless guys have actually quickly clicked over to Godaddy.com to see the rest of the screen rise?

If you are one of those pitiful guys, I'm sorry to hear that. Your computer is being scanned right now for inordinate amounts of porn.

Yet, even the most prolific porn watcher has to know that the likes of Danica Patrick will not be on display when they arrive at the website.

This year's tease has Patrick and Jillian Michaels body painting a relatively insignificant, but beautiful model.

When you run an ad that technically has nothing to do with the product, you at least have to be entertaining. I think Godaddy has duped even the most dupable one too many times.  

Here it is to torture you one more time:

Volkswagen

Someone told me that if I didn't like this spot, then that must mean I don't like dogs.

That's like saying if you didn't like Steven Tyler's National Anthem then you don't like singing.

The genius that came up with the concept of having a chorus of dogs bark out a Star Wars tune should have complimented, but discouraged.

It drove me crazy after about 15 seconds, and I just wanted it to stop. Take a listen:

I'm sorry, every genius idea doesn't need to be an extended commercial.

Coca-Cola

The Polar Bears didn't do it for me. Wow, I feel like an animal hater now.

The speechless computer generated animals didn't entertain me, didn't make me say awww...nothing.

I just waited for it to end...twice.

If you put them head to head with their biggest competitors, Pepsi, most fans would probably take the Pepsi challenge this year.

I'd take the Melanie Amaro, Elton John and Flavor Flav combination over some damn artificial bears anyway.

Sorry, this was a miss: