10 Reasons Why Stephanie Ann Cook Should Be the Next UFC Octagon Girl

According to the ancient Mayans, the end of the world is near. Our world will crumble in 2012, but not because of tectonic plates or earthquakes like those naked wizards predicted. No, Godzilla is not going to destroy our buildings and eat us all, either.

You see, planet earth will be destroyed due to the immense amount of sexiness that will be produced by the ring girls of the sport of MMA. This is something that no ordinary scientist can predict, but I have a very rare piece of technology that has led me to this theory.

It’s called the sexbot 5000, and three years ago I inserted this technology directly up Sarah Jessica Parker’s nose. The machine detects sexy waves and will grow larger as it picks up more beautiful radiation.

Parker’s nose grew exponentially within that three-year time frame, and it appears that her nose is set to explode as the machine detects more waves in the coming year.

Oh well, if you’re going to die, then that is surely the way to go out.

MMA is home to some of the most beautiful women in the entire world. UFC Octagon girls are so unbelievably hot that even the goddesses of Mt. Olympus are jealous of their assets.

Arianny Celeste, Chandella Powell and Brittney Palmer are certainly top notch, but it’s time to add a new girl to the team.

Enter Stephanie Ann Cook, a blonde bombshell from Las Vegas, Nevada, and the most ambitious young woman you'll ever meet.

If anyone should be next in line to wear that UFC bikini, it should be her—and here are 10 reasons why.

Has Prior Ring Girl Experience

Unlike some, Cook isn’t just a model who did a spread in a magazine and then woke up one day deciding that she wanted to be a UFC Octagon girl.

She’s been working in the industry as a ring girl for the Las Vegas based Tuff N’Uff promotion since 2010 and is arguably the organizations most popular ring girl.

Casual observers might think that having prior experience as a ring girl is irrelevant, but they fail to realize that there is more to the job than just holding up a card.

An average model isn’t used to being in front of such a large crowd and dealing with crazy fans, but Cook has been there and done that already. Granted, the stage is much bigger in the UFC, but the environment is similar.

Plus, with her prior work in Tuff N’Uff, she already has a base of fans who are familiar with her and would be excited to see her in the UFC.

It Ain't Chemo

One quality that makes Cook a truly special human being is her work with the non-profit organization known as It Ain't Chemo.

It Ain't Chemo is an organization that provides cancer patients with comfort and care supplies, advice and emotional support.

Cook works alongside founder Kevin Hoyt and the rest of the It Ain't Chemo team in being there to help make a difference in the lives of these patients. The entire staff has gone above and beyond in their efforts, and Cook has served a vital role to the team.

She’s very passionate about working with children. She has volunteered countless hours with young cancer patients and, in the most unfortunate cases, helped make their last few moments the best that they could possibly be.

Passionate About MMA

For as many hot ring girls that we have in the sport, not all of them are truly passionate about MMA the way that Cook is.

Stephanie truly loves working in the MMA industry and won’t hesitate to help promote the sport. Whenever she has the time, she is doing something MMA related, whether it’s watching old fights on the Internet or practicing jiu-jitsu techniques on her pillow.

Yes, we all wish we were her pillow.

Down to Earth

The stereotypical consensus of a model is that they are high maintenance and stuck up. That isn’t the case with Cook. In fact, she is the complete opposite of that description and an extremely down to earth girl.

It’s very easy to have a conversation with her considering she’s friendly, intelligent and pretty damn hilarious, but more on that in the next few slides.

Has the "It" Factor

The “It” factor is something a girl either has or doesn’t, and Cook absolutely has an abundance of the “It.”

“It” isn’t just about her looks, nor is it even about her personality. It’s about all of the different variables that she has to offer and how it is all tied together to create something special. That’s what she has to offer to the UFC.

She has the ability to look phenomenal in any environment, kind of like a sexy chameleon...so to speak. She can also light up an entire arena just from simply being in front of an audience and flashing that hypnotic smile.

If you’re looking for a girl to put on the cover of magazines, she can do it. If you need an Octagon girl to do an interview to help promote the card, she can do it better than most.

Cook can do it all, and do it well.

Adventurous

In addition to looking sexy and having a glowing personality, another quality that a UFC Octagon girl must possess is being able to have an adventurous side. The job requires a lot of traveling, and nobody wants to hire a girl that’s not willing to explore.

Cook is the type of girl who loves going on an adventure. She’s not afraid to shoot a bunch of guys with a paintball gun or hike dangerous icy mountains or hunt the chupacabra or dropkick Sasquatch.

Silly

Finding a pretty girl with a good sense of humor is hard enough these days, but finding one who is absolutely hilarious is even harder. Many women seem to be afraid to display their humorous side, but Cook has no fears.

If you see the way she interacts with her friends on Facebook, or you have a conversation with her, you’d know what I mean.

And if you manage to walk into a room with her and former UFC Octagon girl Natasha Wicks, be prepared to laugh so hard that an elf will fly out of your mouth and starting laughing alongside you.

Speaks Well in Front of a Camera

Being able to speak clearly and intelligently on camera definitely goes a long way in this industry. It’s one thing to look hot holding up a card, but if you can’t communicate well with a camera in your face, then you won’t make it far.

Cook has co-hosted MMA radio shows in the past and has also been featured in video interviews. She sounded excellent and appeared very comfortable when in those positions.

Young Potential

At just 22 years of age, Cook has an entire career ahead of her. She is someone who the UFC could sign now and mold into a superstar, similar to what they did with longtime Octagon girl and Playboy Playmate, Arianny Celeste.

In the stock market, you buy low and sell high. Stephanie Ann Cook is a diamond in the rough.

Unbelievable

So if it wasn’t already obvious at this point in the slideshow, Stephanie Ann Cook is an incredibly attractive woman. To translate that to the meathead language—she’s freaking hot.

Above all else, fans want to see a sexy lady in that UFC bikini and Cook is as hot as they come.

She’s got legs and knows how to use them. Seriously, I saw her knock out a peeping tom with a head kick once.

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