Vancouver Riot: Top Tweets Imploring Canadians to Behave
Let me start off by saying that in no way, shape, or form am I condoning or making light of what happened in Vancouver last night.
That being said, if there's one thing Twitter is good for, it's finding humor in even the most heinous of actions.
I've never really understood rioters, but then again, who does? Actually, these people might have a good idea of what's going through the rioters' heads.
As much as we hate sports riots and hope for the day that a victory or loss isn't followed up by massive destruction of city property, chances are that's not going to happen for a long time.
Well at least a few good things came out of the Vancouver Stanley Cup riots: here are the top tweets imploring Canadians to behave.
7. Bieber Fever
"Dear Vancouver, it's just a game! No need to get crazy! You still have free healthcare, fresh air, and Justin Beiber!" - @CheyneThomas
6. A Nod to Kanye
"Dear Vancouver, I'm happy fa you n Imma let you finish, but LA HAD THE BEST RIOTS OF ALL TIME!" - @KJCollard
In case you're confused, this tweet is an allusion to the great Kanye West.
5. Missing the Grizz
"Dear Vancouver: Stop destroying your city because you miss Bryant Reeves. He's retired. He's not coming back" - @InsideHoops
"Dear Vancouver, if Boston rioted every time they lost a championship, the city would be smoldering rubble all the time. MAN UP." - @gezelliggirl
3. There Are Worse Things
"Dear Vancouver: Don't riot because the Stanley Cup Champions aren't Canadians. Riot because Nickelback are Canadians." - @LouBrutus
"Dear Vancouver: You wouldn't be so upset if you realized most of the Boston Bruins are actually Canadians." - @LouBrutus
1. Questioning Fanhood
"Dear Vancouver, you're not supposed to set fire to the bandwagon after you jump off of it." -@cprincipe