NASCAR Names: The Top 20 Names Currently Racing

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HOMESTEAD, FL - NOVEMBER 19:  Scott Speed, driver of the #82 Red Bull Toyota, practices for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 19, 2010 in Homestead, Florida.  (Photo by John Harrelson/Getty Images for NASCAR)
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NASCAR may not be the most exciting sport to some, but there is no doubt it holds some of the best names. However, I'm not discussing such people as Petty and Waltrip. I'm talking about how catchy ithe name, how much potential sell value it can hold, and how much fun it is to say. During this slideshow, I will break down the top 20 names currently involved in the Sprint Series.

20: Robby Gordon

TALLADEGA, AL - OCTOBER 29:  Robby Gordon, driver of the #7 Speed Toyota, stands in the garage during practice for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series AMP Energy Juice 500 at Talladega Superspeedway on October 29, 2010 in Talladega, Alabama.  (Photo by John Harr
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This is certainly only because of the conversation that arises out of his name. "What's Jeff Gordon doing in 34th? Oh...that's Robby, isn't it? Never mind."

19: Elliot Sadler

AVONDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 12:  Elliott Sadler, driver of the #19 Paralyzed Veterans of America Ford, stands in the garage during practice for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Kobalt Tools 500 at Phoenix International Raceway on November 12, 2010 in Avondale, Ar
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His name is Elliot, and Elliot is a fantastic name. Seriously, he could be a serial killer and you still couldn't hate him, simply because his name is Elliot.

18: Dale Earnhardt Jr.

LAS VEGAS, NV - DECEMBER 02:  Dale Earnhardt Jr. (C), driver of the #88 National Guard/AMP Energy Chevrolet, speaks to the media after the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champions Week NMPA Myers Brothers Awards Luncheon at the Bellagio on December 2, 2010 in L
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Apparently it has to be an amazing name, just due to the fact that he has so many fans without ever accomplishing anything spectacular. I have as many Sprint Cup Championships as Earnhardt Jr. does. However, his beard has me beat pretty handily.

17: Marcos Ambrose

DAYTONA BEACH, FL - JANUARY 22:  Marcos Ambrose, driver of the #9 Stanley Ford, shares a laugh in garage during testing at Daytona International Speedway on January 22, 2011 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images for NASCAR)
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It's a catchy name. Especially when you decide to roll the "r" in Ambrose.

16: Mike Bliss

MADISON, IL - OCTOBER 23: Mike Bliss, driver of the #33 Mad Croc Energy Chevrolet stands on the grid as he waits for his qualifying run for the NASCAR 5-hour Energy 250 at Gateway International Raceway on October 23, 2010 in Madison, Illinois.  (Photo by
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His last name means an extreme amount of happiness, what else could you want?

15: Travis Kvapil

MARTINSVILLE, VA - OCTOBER 22:  Travis Kvapil, driver of the #38 Long John Silver's Ford, stands on pit road during qualifying for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series TUMS Fast Relief 500 at Martinsville Speedway on October 22, 2010 in Martinsville, Virginia.  (
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Hey Travis, "K's" and "V's" don't go together. How dare you. Also, on a side note, your crew chief's name is Brian Burns, that's a pretty good name all in its own.

13 & 14: Kurt and Kyle Busch

LONG POND, PA - JUNE 04:  Kurt Busch (L), driver of the #2 Miller Lite/Vortex Dodge, stands with his brother Kyle Busch (R), driver of the #18 M&M's Pretzel Toyota, on the grid during qualifying for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Gillette Fusion ProGlide 50
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Why aren't you sponsored by Busch Light? That would fit perfectly. Also, their names, if used in the perfect context, can sound inappropriate for younger viewers, pronunciation wise.

12: Brad Keselowski

DAYTONA BEACH, FL - JANUARY 22:  Brad Keselowski, driver of the #2 Miller Lite Dodge, stands in the garage area during testing at Daytona International Speedway on January 22, 2011 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images for NAS
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Other than it sounding like a Russian murderer in a bad action movie, this is a pretty fun one to sound out. Especially since in the majority of his air time, the announcers simply say "And Keselowski appears to have a problem, he's taking it down pit lane on a green flag." "Yeah, it looks like he's taking it to the garage."

11: Matt Kenseth

HOMESTEAD, FL - NOVEMBER 19:  Matt Kenseth, driver of the #17 Crown Royal Ford, prepares to drive during practice for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 19, 2010 in Homestead, Florida.  (Photo by Jerry Markland/G
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It kind of sounds like you're saying Kansas with a terrible lisp. Also, he always has a look on his face that makes him seem very uncomfortable. What's the issue, Kenseth?

9 & 10: Bobby and Terry Labonte

FORT WORTH, TX - NOVEMBER 04:  Bobby Labonte, driver of the #43 Cheerios/Betty Crocker Dodge, talks with his brother Terry labonte, driver of the #44 Kellogg's Chevrolet, during practice for the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series Dickies 500, on November 4, 2006 at
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This one, once again, falls into the fun to say category. I believe Bobby ran a few races last year, which justifies them being on the list. And how could I exclude the iron man, Terry Labonte? Also, this name has the potential for the cool stutter sound: "Labababababababoooonteeee!"

8: David Ragan

HOMESTEAD, FL - NOVEMBER 20:  David Ragan, driver of the #6 UPS Ford, walks in the garage area during practice for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 20, 2010 in Homestead, Florida.  (Photo by Chris Trotman/Getty
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"Ragin' Ragan."

"Racin' Ragan."

"Rabid Ragan."

"Ruggid Ragan."

7: Greg Biffle

AVONDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 13:  Greg Biffle sits aboard the #16 3M Scotch Ford during practice for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Kobalt Tools 500 at Phoenix International Raceway on November 13, 2010 in Avondale, Arizona.  (Photo by Rusty Jarrett/Getty Images
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This is the best angry name in NASCAR. If you're mad at something, just yell "BIFFLE!"

6: Joey Logano

DAYTONA BEACH, FL - JANUARY 22:  Joey Logano, driver of the #20 Home Depot Toyota, stands in the garage area during testing at Daytona International Speedway on January 22, 2011 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images for NASCAR
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If you have a friend named Logan, he's now, or at least was temporarily referred to as "Logano."

5: David Gilliland

AVONDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 12:  David Gilliland, driver of the #37 Taco Bell Ford, stands in the garage during practice for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Kobalt Tools 500 at Phoenix International Raceway on November 12, 2010 in Avondale, Arizona.  (Photo by C
Christian Petersen/Getty Images

That's too many "L's," David. I don't like that. However, it is still a good name.

4: Juan Pablo Montoya

DAYTONA BEACH, FL - JANUARY 20:  Juan Pablo Montoya, driver of the #42 TARGET Chevrolet, waits in the garage during teating at Daytona International Speedway on January 20, 2011 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  (Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)
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If it wasn't for the Pablo, this probably wouldn't have made the top 20. The unnecessary middle name that always goes with him carried him to number four.

3: David Reutimann

HOMESTEAD, FL - NOVEMBER 19:  David Reutimann, driver of the #00 Aaron's Dream Machine Toyota, sits on pit road wall during qualifying for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 19, 2010 in Homestead, Florida.  (Phot
Jerry Markland/Getty Images

A good name, plus racing the double zero? Simply a monster, to say the least.

2: A.J. Almendinger

HOMESTEAD, FL - NOVEMBER 19:  A.J. Allmendinger, driver of the #43 Insignia HDTV Ford, stands on pit road during qualifying for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 19, 2010 in Homestead, Florida.  (Photo by Sam Gr
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A.J. Almendinger sounds like a heel in the WWE. Can't you hear John Cena yelling "A.J. Almendnger, if you want some, come get some!"

1: Scott Speed

HOMESTEAD, FL - NOVEMBER 19:  Scott Speed, driver of the #82 Red Bull Toyota, leans on his car during qualifying for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 19, 2010 in Homestead, Florida.  (Photo by John Harrelson/Ge
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What is NASCAR about? Speed. What is Scott's last name? Speed. They're a match made in heaven, and to think they did it without Eharmony.

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