In a much overdue WAG update... we are sad to report the lovely Miss Kardashian and her Boy-o-fall, Cowboys WR Miles Austin have called caput! Seems fitting after reviewing the Kardashian track record for ONLY dating men who win championships (Dallas' had a lack luster season thus far 1-2 ).
Hence, in the tradition of our favorite Armenian Princess' and their championship gold-star beaus, we've taken it upon ourselves to personally select a few ballers for Kimmy K. to ease her heartbreak...
Mark Sanchez - #6 New York Jets
Birthday: November 11, 1986 (23 years old)
Birthplace: Long Beach, CA
Height: 6 ft 2, Weight: 225 lbs
College: USC - the man's a Trojan!
NFL: Drafted 2009, Round 1, Pick 5
Team: New York Jets
Accomplishments: NFL All-Rookie Selection 2009
Stats: TD's 18, Interceptions: 20, Passing Yards: 2,994
Can he afford her? Most def! Sanchez signed a five-year contract with the Jets worth $50 million, with $28 million in guarantees...
Chris Paul - #3 New Orleans Hornets
Position: Point guard
Birthday: May 6, 1985 (25 years old)
Hometown: Lewisville, NC
College: Wake Forrest
Height: 6 ft 0, Weight: 175 lbs
NBA: Draft: 2005, Round: 1, Pick: 4
Selected by: New Orleans Hornets
Accomplishments: NBA Rookie of the year (2006), NBA All star (3), NBA First team 2008, All Rookie First Team (2006)
Could there already be trouble in Kardashian Paradise? Potential drama. Turns out Mister Paul is bff's with her ex boy-toy, New Orleans Saints RB Reggie Bush. In fact, they share a personal chef... but can they share more?!? We're intrigued with the potential!
Evan Longoria - #3 Tampa Bay Rays
Position: Third Baseman
Birthday: October 7, 1985 (24 years old)
Hometown: Downey, CA
Bats: Right, Throws: Right
MLB: Debuted April 12, 2008 for the Rays
Stats: Batting Average: .283 Home runs: 77 Runs-batted in: 279 On-base percentage: .361
Accomplishments: All-Star Selection (2008-2010), 2008Rookie of the Year, Golden Glove winner 2009, Silver Slugger Award 2009
Can he afford her? I'd say so. Tampa Bay signed Longoria to a six-year, $17.5 million contract with options for 2014, 2015, and 2016. If the team chooses to exercise its one-year option, meaning he'll play until 2014 and then its two-year option through 2016, the deal could be worth up to $44 million. Kris Jenner would fully approve of this cutie.
Why he might be interested? Evan Longoria is often associated with Eva Longoria... obvious reasons. Anyways, it's been a joke for sometime among his teammates. When asked about it, he said the actress (who he isn't related to) is super hot. Of course Miss Eva is married to super-baller, Tony Parker from the San Antonio Spurs... and she's close friends with Kim. This might be a match made in celeb-alete heaven!
Landon Timothy Donovan - #10 Los Angeles Galaxy
Winger, Attacking Midfielder, ForwardBirthday:
March 4, 1982 (28 years old)Hometown:
Prior to Professional Career: IMG Soccer Academy,
Professional Career: Bayer Leverkusen 1999-2001, Landon was on loan to San Jose Earthquakes from 2001-2004, On loan to Bayern Munich in 2009, On loan to Everton 2010, Los Angeles Galaxy: 2005- present (he plays with David Beckham)
To Be Noted: He holds the most International goals of any American player: 45 World Cup Goals: 5 Total (most of all time)
Not afraid of his gal-pal's fame: Great sign for Kimmy K - whose star-meter races north daily. Landon's ex wife is actress Bianca Kajlich, who stars in the CBS Show "Rules of Engagement." Another TV darling for Landon?!?
So many sporty cuties, so little time! We tip our hats to Kim, the ultimate American WAG, and hope she remembers this: one woman's trash... is another woman's treasure. Now does anyone have the phone number for Miles Austin?!?