Evan Longoria and the Most Embarrassing Naked Athlete Pictures
It is without doubt one of the most disturbing trends in sports today.
Athletes are self-centered to begin with. They have to believe that everything they do is the best thing ever. The mindset and bravado is sometimes just as important as the talent.
Evan Longoria is allegedly the latest athlete to prove that he's No. 1 in the naked junk department as well.
A photo that a woman is claiming to be Longoria's penis circa 2006 during his Cape Cod League days has surfaced on Barstool Sports.
No apology from Longoria yet. No one's going to drop him off their fantasy baseball team for this, but seriously Evan?
File under "awkward" and "put that away."
Judging from the 12 other athletes on this list, we need to start taking their camera phones away.
Sadly, this is the most publicity the Trail Blazers have gotten since drafting the Ohio State center.
Oden took the team's nickname a little too literally. This is a trail no one should be blazing, Greg.
It would be great if you could stay on the court for as long as these photos are going to be on the Web.
What is going on up there in the Northwest?
Three weeks ago, an anonymous woman sent an e-mail with a photo of the Seattle closer's package, saying she received it from Aardsma and is appalled because he's a married man.
The photo has not been addressed by Aardsma. The e-mail was signed "M.S." so there are some in the clubhouse wondering if this wasn't the work of noted prankster Mike Sweeney.
The former Wake Forest quarterback just signed a two-year contract with the New York Giants after a successful mini-camp tryout.
Congrats, Riley. Unfortunately, no one will ever care.
Your Google search will forever pop up the links leading to your nakedness on the Web posted during your college days.
The Spurs supporting staffer made a name for himself in the early rounds of the playoffs...on the court, that is.
Sadly, he became infamous earlier in the season thanks to this photo that made the rounds on the Interweb.
Yeah, we don't know much about this Heat scrub other than his off-the-court issues.
Wright was arrested for a DUI and then, one of his shorties posted a "nudie patootie" shot.
7.1 points per game, 3.3 rebounds per game and 1.2 million hits.
This one's a weird one.
A grainy video popped up on YouTube in late February of the MMA superstar working out naked with his girlfriend, Heidi Northcott.
There were some Reebok tags on the video, leaving a lot of folks wondering if this wasn't viral marketing. TMZ reported it was a Reebok video. No confirmation.
The Cardinals star took a $1,000 bet recently on Stack.com to post video of himself naked showering.
He apologized but was quite proud of his body of work.
The Indians slugger has probably been dealing with porn jokes for most of his life.
So this "oops, just drinking some coffee" shot was a clever flip-the-script idea.
Sadly, Cleveland management was not amused.
The Ocho is never shy about showing off his physique. But this one was also rather sketchy.
Right around the time of the Liddell posting, video of Chad jogging in the woods au naturel made the rounds.
The Redskins tight end is becoming more infamous for his viral video work than his on-the-field stats as of late.
He is the poster boy of this trend. Cooley got caught with the privates exposed back in 2008.
It was a novel idea and fans always love the inside access.
The post-game speech and the game ball presentation got X-rated back in 2008 when the Vikings tight end forgot to keep the towel on for the cameras.
I was wondering why there was so many photos of Ziggy on the Web. Then I looked left.
Another pioneer in the field; part of the reason sexual harassment allegations were taken so seriously is because of the Super Bowl MVP's tendency to show off his nakedness.