Chris Crockers Speaks Up: "Leave Roger Alone"!!!!! (Humor)

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Chris Crockers Speaks Up:

Chris Crocker, best known for his crying rant of "Leave Britney Alone", has now come out in defense of Roger Federer.  Here is a transcript of his latest outpouring.

Chris Crocker:

All you people have NOTHING better to do than to attack Roger's winning record in tennis.  He is THE BEST!  The GOAT!!  OK??  (sobs) Nobody comes close to him so just LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! 

HE IS A MAN AND A DAMN FINE ONE AND I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SLEEP WITH HIM SO JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.

HE HAS WON EVERYTHING THERE IS TO WIN EXCEPT AN OLYMPICS GOLD SINGLES MEDAL BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO HOUND HIM FOR IT. JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

DOES HE HAVE TO BLEED ALL HIS BLOOD FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY?  OKAY SO MAYBE HE DOES NOT HAVE A WINNING RECORD AGAINST RAPHAEL NADAL!! (WAILS)   D O Y O U!!!

NO! YOU JUST WANT TO SIT ON YOUR LAZY A** AND EAT CHIPS COMPLAINING BECAUSE ROGER DOESN'T MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS.  LEAVE HIM ALONE!

LEAVE ROGER ALONE!  HE HAS A WIFE AND TWO GIRLS.  LEAVE MIRKA ALONE AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, LEAVE THOSE GIRLS ALONE.  STOP MAKING BETS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO WIN TOURNAMENTS.

THEY ARE BABIES!!! (UNCONTROLLABLE SOBS) THEY ARE BABIES!!  LEAVE THEM ALONE! 

LEAVE ROGER'S DAD ALONE.  SO WHAT THAT HE HAS THIS RF CAP THAT HE ALWAYS WEARS.  HE IS PROUD OF HIS SON.  WHO CARES IF HE NEVER SITS WITH HIS WIFE BECAUSE HE CAN'T STAND HER.  JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.  LEAVE ROGER'S FATHER ALONE!!

LEAVE ROGER'S MOTHER ALONE.  WE DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF AN IMPOSSIBLE JERK HIS FATHER IS SO JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.  WHO CARES OF SHE SITS NEXT TO A GUY HALF HER AGE JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!

LEAVE THE PEOPLE IN ROGER'S BOX ALONE.  WE DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PAN THE CAMERA OVER THERE.  THEY ARE THERE FOR ROGER SO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!   LEAVE THEM ALONE. 

LEAVE ROGER'S FANS ALONE.  THEY LOVE ROGER AND SO WHAT IF SOME OF THEM WANT TO PI** OVER NADAL.  JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!  THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING ....SHOWING THEIR LOVE FOR ROGER.

JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE! 

God, I have been crying for over thirty minutes now and I am all out of tears.  I hope there is no personal tragedy around the corner for me because boy, am I spent.

This Chris Crocker signing out and reminding you to LEAVE ROGER FEDERER ALONE!!!

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